Ew No Wtf

“Death Eaters are oddly good parents” you say when writing that Voldy would chose himself and Bella over Delphi every time (for all intents and purposes this is a joke)

Just because I am able to approach a hypothetical and unlikely tragic situation with rationality and logic as it pertains to my immediate survival does not mean I do not value and appreciate Delphini's presence and would do most everything in my power to preserve her life.

Pleiades and Comet Machholz

Good night Willy

Round and round and round she goes, where she stops, nobody knows! Ha ha!

Welcome to the Chocolate Factory, the place where if she doesn't like chocolate then I don't want her. Ahaha! I kid, I kid. But seriously. Look at this baby stir.

While some of you are closing your tired little eyes to sleep, we're up whip-whipping it, boxing and shipping it! ✨

I mean i know i’m unlovable but a persons can dream right?

You can't tell me that this isn't purple in your eyes there.

As I said before, my dear girl, it's just reflectiveness and dimension. I have a pair of sparkly eyes! Haha.

A big part of cultivating one’s femininity is physical health. The female body is sacred, treat it as such. Don’t debauch yourself with subpar meals and little to no exercise. As much as our current society attempts to normalize unhealthy body types, no one is doing their longevity any justice by over/under eating.

Y'all leave my man alone

I wanna kiss those sexy pink sugary lips of urs

Aheh....I...

Moving along.

Dark chocolate tart