Is It Still Going?

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Asian Chopped Salad...such pretty colors...tasty too 😋

I don't wanna talk about it, but here's a few old pictures of me growing up:

why would you want willy to know you stank gurrr

If a girl's coochie smells like tuna fish is that bad for men? Asking for a friend 😅😐😶🤐

I think m-maybe that's a q-question for your gynecologist, dear girl.

...Heh...yeah. Gynecologist.

I'm not a doctor. I'm a chocolatier. I make chocolate. 'Kay?

Virginia Woolf, from a letter to Vita Sackville-West c. October 1928

MILLENNIALS, GEN Z, I’d like to make a proposal; if you were raised (more like razed lol) by Boomers/Gen X, it’s pretty obvious by now that MOST OF OUR PARENTS SUCKED ASS. They were jerks, and they did nothing but mock and criticize us 24/7. We need to take a stand and break that cycle. And we can do this by Radically and Unconditionally Loving generation Alpha. We will be everything our parents weren’t: patient, compassionate, present, and affectionate. We’ll make sure they never have the inner void that eats us everyday.

Lmfao!

I loved wonkasseur's bad attempt to come for you and how you dragged dafuq out of them lol

Wonkasseur is a thirty-year-old adult tumblr who speaks like a hipster kid and reblogs and posts things that look like they were made by elementary children. I thought they were a kid until I read their bio.

I didn't actually need to insult them. It's embarassing enough being 30 on tumblr acting like a child to fit into "fandoms". Someone actually told me that they seriously thought they were a p3do. Phew!

No insult to your hair, and your hair is great (it looks so silky...)

I'm just weird and sometimes get thoughts like that when I look at people.

For some reason I think that Charlie Bucket likes spiders and snails and all that stuff. Or at least tolerates them.

Hm, you're a very strange little cocoa bean...

Ugh, no! Absolutely not. I wouldn't ever allow Charlie to bring those furry little creepy crawlers into the factory. I'd have my Oompa Loompas exterminate them at once! Bugs and insects are not to be around my precious chocolate, or anything else for that matter. That's just disgusting.