I Find It So Surreal That You Will Hear Minecraft Dogs Barking But They're Just Sitting There Staring

tumblr what up w the mature rating when all i did was post some links ??

going to do evil.

*reading my favorite book*

Jason: A bee stung me!

Roy: did you provoke the bee?

Jason: yeah i was flirting with the bees girlfriend 🙄🙄

Jason: i was all “bzz bzz” and she was all “bzz bzz 😍”

watching two heroes has truly fed me as a deku, bakugo, todoroki, sero, mina, denki and all might stan

"I HATE ANDREA!" we all chant in unison.

Tim: Bruce, I’m gay

Bruce: oh

Tim: oh?

Bruce: I mean you being gay sort of ruins the entire edgy thing the batfamily has going on

Tim: what?

Bruce: because you’re gay.. you’re happy..??

Tim: when Dick uses the term gay he means something different than me

Dick, poking head into room: no we mean the same thing, I just didn’t want to explain it to him

Tim: no Bruce, I’m bisexual, I’m into men and woman

Bruce: oh, congrats? Me too?

Tim: WHAT?!

Dick: Superman was my co parent at one point I definitely saw them kiss

Tim: again, WHAT?!

idk if this just applies to me when making art but it's absurd that most things you want to do have such a simple solution. then you also have to go through the complex to figure out what you're simplifying and it's just a never ending cycle

i hate serena

butch miku

conductor stop hand motion when i need to stop coughing from the cart