MY UWU MACHINE BROKE READING THIS

are u ever so attracted to someone that u just groan internally every time u see them like it’s physically painful how attractive they are

sebastian you asked for a parsnip cuz ur sad and i cant give it to you if you don’t opEN YOUR DOOR

fine be like that i’ll just stand here consumed with lust for the rest of the day

playing 80s power ballads from the parsnip i cultivated jUST FOR YOU

sudden bts world tour info came from vogue magazine apparently 

the signs as ly:tear songs

aquarius: love maze

pisces: fake love

aries: anpanman

taurus: airplane pt.2

gemini: singularity

cancer: so what

leo: magic shop

virgo: paradise

libra: fake love

scorpio: tear

sagittarius: 134340

capricorn: the truth untold

The red string of fate joins the hands of destined lovers, transcending time and place. It may stretch or tangle, but never break.

now in collar pin form! i’m so excited to share these!

get them here!

angel taehyung

i remember when cassie said pre lady midnight that julian is a sex god and i was completely in denial bcz will herondale!! and now i’m just like @ julianblackthorn fuck me,daddy

my latest hobby is watching youtube videos on the history of defunct/closed disney theme park rides, and its funny how most of them start off like “in the mid to late 90s, former disney CEO michael eisner had too much money and a very bad idea”

“Do I really like Taehyungs mullet or am I just THAT far up his ass?”

- Things I ask myself at 3AM

give him an oscar 😤