Just Going To Leave These Here For Some Certain People…you Know Who You Are

midnight mass is literally dilf galore like we have father paul, sheriff hassan, AND wade ?? can’t even go a second watching that show w/o being bricked up fr

I just wanna have sex like this, it's not much

i need one of those tiddy mousepads but with the grabbers massive f’ing man tiddies on it to rest my hand on

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

Cogito ergo sum I think therefore I AM

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

Look at this thing I made