Carl: Hey, my dad’s been really annoying lately, so do you wanna come over and help me mess with him?
Negan: HOLY SHIT! How the fuck did you get in here, kid!?
Carl: I’m in your walls. Anyways, you gonna help me or not?
Negan: Uh, I - I mean, yeah, sure, I guess
Commission
midnight mass is literally dilf galore like we have father paul, sheriff hassan, AND wade ?? can’t even go a second watching that show w/o being bricked up fr
I love when people talk about slashers/villains or ‘damaged’ characters and are like “I can fix them”
No Martha I don’t wanna fix them..
I wanna fuck them.
I want them to make me their bitch.
There’s a difference.
Grabber: where’s the boy?
Max: he went out.
Grabber: he’s kidnapped.
Max: …are they not allowed out when they’re kidnapped?
NOW SPELL: ANGEL Z-E-L-D-A WRONG! TRY AGAIN.
Book III: Proverbs
MIDNIGHT MASS, 2021
Girls don’t want boys girls want the Bob Basset Dragon Wings
In honor of the new Elden Ring dlc 🩵🌙💍
rise and shine, whores. there's blasphemy and legs to spread.