I Don’t Know If Someone Has Done This Yet, But I Just Can’t Picture It Any Other Way:

Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.

Finney: …McLovin.

Grabber: …McLovin?

Finney: Yeah.

Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.

Finney: I had to pick on the spot!

Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?

Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.

Grabber:

Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!

Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!

Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?

Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?

Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Finney: Fuck you!

Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Finney: No, I am McLovin.

Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!

I love when people talk about slashers/villains or ‘damaged’ characters and are like “I can fix them”

No Martha I don’t wanna fix them..

I wanna fuck them.

I want them to make me their bitch.

There’s a difference.

Isn't this basically Sophie from howl's moving castle?

rise and shine, whores. there's blasphemy and legs to spread.

1.Study for nymphs finding the head of Orpheus by John William Waterhouse  (English, 1849–1917)

2.Orpheus, 1875 by Gustave-Claude-Étienne Courtois (French, 1853–1923)

3.The Lyre of Orpheus, 1898 by Alexandre Séon (French, 1855–1917)

4.The Death of Orpheus, 1893 by Jean Delville (Belgian, 1867–1953)

Grabber: where’s the boy?

Max: he went out.

Grabber: he’s kidnapped.

Max: …are they not allowed out when they’re kidnapped?

Mentally ill girls with daddy issues 🤝 men twice their age

🍰🍓

reblog and put in the tags what cake you would want from charles.

most underrated scene in american psycho is when patrick is about to strangle that guy but he just thinks patrick is trying to fuck him and starts trying to kiss him back and patrick gets so homophobic that he just leaves