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THE 10 BEST POSITIONS FOR ANAL

All you faithful readers know I’m a big fan of knocking on a girl’s back door.   It feels great.   It’s naughty.   What’s not to like about it?

Nothing… for the guy.

For the girl, anal can often be traumatic.   I’ve posted a bunch of times on how to prepare for anal sex.   You can type “anal” in my search bar and get a ton of info.  But let me highlight some things:

Anal sex requires preparation to keep it from being messy.

Anal sex requires relaxation and trust.  If the girl isn’t relaxed… if she tenses up… that’s when it hurts.

Anal sex requires a lot of lube.   LOTS of lube.

Anal sex requires you to begin small.   A finger in the ass.  Then two fingers.  Then your cock.

Anal sex requires you to start slow.   Slide it in and pump with short, slow strokes.

Anal sex requires foreplay.  Because again, a woman needs to be really relaxed and into it before her ass will open.   

What I haven’t written about in much detail is good positions for anal.  I’ve said, “If it hurts, try the woman on top.”  But beyond that, nothing much.  That changes with this post.  

I want to share with you ten positions that can be great for anal.  They’re great for a variety of reasons: intimacy, pleasure for him, pleasure for her, comfort, etc.   I’ll spell out the benefits of each one.  They are listed in no particular order.  But if you read the articles about preparing for anal that I have written and then learn these ten positions, I guarantee you that you can comfortably (and erotically!) add this very enjoyable aspect to your sex life.  

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THE REVERSE COWGIRL RUMP RIDER

He lies on his back, legs together.  She straddles him, facing away and bounces with his dong-a-long in her bonk-a-donk.

This position is great for her, not only because it lets her control how deep and fast her ass is being fucked, but also because it provides a great angle.  He’s going straight in, with a slight upward press.  Should be comfortable.

It’s a great position for him because of the view - her bulbous back pillows being split by his love meat.   

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THE SPHINCTER SPOON

The key to this spooning technique is that the girl pulls her legs up close to her chest, maybe using her arms behind her knees to hold them.  When the legs are pulled up like that, the external spincter muscle (i.e. the asshole) loosens some.   

When the guy slides in, he goes as deep as possible.  But motion is limited.  

This position is all about intimacy.   There is a ton of body contact.  He can whisper in her ear or kiss her neck.   Guys, you also can play with her nipples or even reach between her legs and rub gently.  

This is a great starter position for the first anal of the night, precisely because there isn’t much motion.   It lets her slowly relax her booty.

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THE SUPER SODOMY SIDE SLIDE

In this position, the girl lies facedown, then pulls one leg up some.  So her one leg is straight down.  With her other leg, she’s pulled her knee up close to even with her waist.  This tilts her slightly onto her side.  The guy then straddles the one leg that is straight down.  He spreads her cheeks, and slides in.   

What makes this position great for her is how relaxing it is.   He can rub her back while he’s fucking her ass.  It also doesn’t allow for very deep penetration.   

For him there are two pleasures.  First, as he pumps, his scrotum is going to be rubbing against the smooth skin on the back of her leg.  It feels amazing.  Secondly, each time he thrusts in, her one butt cheek - the one of the leg that is straight out - is going to hit him right in what is sometimes called the “inguinal canal” area, where the guy’s leg meets his torso.  The firm but soft tush pressing in there… fuck!  Feel so good!

Guys, an added little treat for her…  She she first gets in this position, get down there, slide a finger in her vajayjay, palm facing down, curling the finger slightly.  That will place your fingertip on her g-spot.  While you work the finger in and out, let your tongue press on her asshole, just causing it to spread a little.  She’ll love it.   

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THE DALLYING IN HER DERRIERE

This is a lovely, slow, lazy way to pump her rump.   You are on her side.   She is on her back, with her legs hitched over you.  She can keep them together or spread them apart, depending on what she finds more comfortable.   

This is also a very intimate position, as it allows you to see each other’s faces.   Motion is limited, as her legs hooked over him prevent him from pumping too hard.   He can play with her chest or her clit.  She can reach down and rub his balls while he fucks her.    

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THE ASS-N-CLITTY

Another variation of women-on top.  The girl straddles the guy, cowgirl style, facing him, her knees wide apart.   She puts his hotdog in her buns, then leans back, using her hands for support.   And she bounces and bounces and bounces.  

The plus for her is that she gets to control tempo and depth.   And again, it’s a great angle - straight up her dark tunnel.  

In addition, in that position her guy has clear access to her clitty-cat.   He can pet it.  Guys, in this position, I recommend using your thumb.  Lick it so it’s slick.  Then press it down on top of her clit and roll it, like a pea bring rolled under your finger.

Or you can take a finger and curl it in, making a “come here” motion.  That puts your finger on her g-spot.  Again, roll it around like a pea under your fingertip.     

For guys, not only do you have an amazing view, but it actually is a very tight fit.  With her knees apart like that, her glute muscles get pushed together.  Thus, your shaft is cradled in soft butt cheek.  Feels amazing.

True story.   I have had a girlfriend squirt all over my abs in this position while I was in her ass.  

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THE CATHOLIC BIRTH CONTROL

You wouldn’t think missionary position would be great for anal, but it really, really is.   However, you probably need to have her hips tilted up.   You can do this simply by placing a few pillows under her hips.   

This is another position aimed at intimacy.  The couple can kiss and caress even as he’s tapping her tushie.   

This position also allows for only shallow penetration, thus it’s great for a girl who, try as she might, believes she can only take the tip.  It’s also great for a guy who is well endowed, as maybe only the first two or three inches will get in.

Guys, be careful in this position.   It’s easy to slip out.  And what can really hurt a girl is when you slip out and then don’t aim carefully when you slide back in.  It forces her anus to stretch in funny ways!   No bueno.   

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THE HERO, POOTER-POUNDER STYLE

In the kamasutra, “the Hero” position is woman on her back, with her legs pulled up to the degree that her pelvis tilts up.   This can be done a variety of ways.  She can grab under he knees and pull them back.  He can grab her ankles and push them back.   The point is, her legs are in the air, spread apart, and her hips are tilted up.  This gives him a straight shot to her pooter-palace!

After six positions which were more gentle, we now get to the ones which will be a bit harder.   Thus, it requires a bit more experience.  These are anal positions you might try after you have being doing one of the first six for awhile.  So your rump is all relaxed and ready for a good ramming.  ;) 

For the girls, the fun part of this position is that as well as any of them, you have access to your sugared almond.   While your man drills your dumper, rub that thing like you are a DJ and it’s god-damned New Years Eve.  You might cum.  

Guys, you need to understand that with her hips tilted and legs spread, you could go really, really deep.  That’s great, if she says it’s great.  If not, then this is a position where you have to exercise self control and only use the first four inches or so.    

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THE DOGGY IN THE DONK

I don’t want to exaggerate here, so I’ll say it carefully.  This is the biggest fantasy of every man on earth.    There is nothing like getting a hot girl face down, ass up, and smashing her onion.   

What does this give to the guys?   The best site on earth.  When you can see your cock sliding in and out, wedged between those breathtaking cheeks… when that booty meet shakes with each thrust, a slight ripple working through each one… wow.  I have a tear in my eye just thinking about it.   

In addition to the view, if the girl has warmed up to anal and can handle it, this is the position in which the guy can go his hardest.  The angle of his cock in her ass, especially if she puts her chest down on the bed, is such that it is a very, very smooth fit.   Her rectum is in its natural position.   So he can grab her hips and pound away.

For the girl, doggystyle anal can be either heaven or purgatory.   He’s going to be deep in your ass.   But in this position, he stimulates some of the nerves that are actually located in the vaginal wall.    If a girl is going to cum during anal, this position will probably be it.  While the guy is reaming her from behind, she’ll reach down and play with her clit.   If she can cum this way, it will be so intense her back might break.   

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THE BEST LAP DANCE EVER

This is yet another woman on top position.   The man sits in a chair.  Guys, use a kitchen chair, not a big ass recliner.  It gives you more range of motion.   The woman come and sits on his lap, with his man-meat in her moneymaker.  

There are two variations to this. The woman can put her legs between his legs.  If she does this, she can put her hands on his knees and bounce.  Or the woman can put her legs outside his.   Unless she has really long legs, she might not be able to bounce as well.  But she can grind and rock.    It’s a amazing sensation when you grind in that position, ladies!  It’s like you are trying to break our cock off inside your can.   

Guys, if she goes with her legs outside yours, why not reach around  and flick her on-off switch lightly.   It’s ether that your you make it rain!  

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THE 3AM AT DANIEL’S HOUSE

This is a variation on doggystyle - doing it while standing, with the woman bent over something.  It’s one of my favorites, hence the name.  (Back off!  When you get your own blog, you can name sex positions after yourself too!)

It’s a really comfortable position for the woman.   She’s braced on a chair or couch.  She might even be able to rest on it.   A variation is if she picks up one leg and rests her knee on the object.  A good example of that is a bathroom counter.  She leans over it and puts one knee up on it while I explore her third-entry.   

It’s great for the guy for the same reason doggystyle is.  It’s a nice view.  He can grab the hips and go hard.   Because it’s a comfortable position, it’s also great for prolonged anal.   There’s no need to pound out your nut in 30 seconds.  Get her in this position and spend a good 20 minutes working her bubble over.   

This position can also be very pleasurable for the woman too.  There is a muscle cluster that starts in your lower back, runs through the glutes, and down the back of the legs to the heel.  That’s why if you walk funny in a bad shoe, it can hurt your back.  It’s the longest muscle cluster in the human body.  When a girl is bent over like this, that muscle cluster is tight.   And so as she tenses her anus slightly (which is natural to do as your ass is being fucked), she’ll feel that through her entire lower body.   And guys, if you can reach around and play with her clit and make her cum in this position, she can collapse.  The shudder it sends through her legs literally floors her.  

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And there you have it, faithful readers.   Is this every anal position I know.  Please!  I’m Daniel Fucking Davis.   This is the tip of the iceberg.   But hopefully if you like these, you can put your own spins and variances on them, and have plenty of variety to your hot, hot booty sex!

Now, if you like this, please reblog!   Cause let’s face it.  This is good advice.  

Credit for all the illustrations goes to wewomen.com.  They have their own take on “best of” positions.  I just used their illustrations, which I thought were cute!  

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All women can feel a knot thru their tummy with their hands, and a lot of women, especially petite ones (like me) can visually see their knot 

A dog cums directly into a girls womb thanks to their pointed cock which creates a warm, full feeling inside girls which often contributes to the intense orgasms, while men’s cock which is curved away from the cervix makes it impossible for a man to ejaculate in a girls womb directly.

Dogs ejaculate far more volume than necessary to totally fill the womb and it often results in very visible belly swelling that stays there for hours or even days. the remaining cum often drips out the cervix and needs girls to wear maxi pads (I have been doing this even tho I’m not on my flow), and the rest is absorbed by the body

Dog knots directly stimulate the gspot which creates a state of high, consistent constant pleasure for a girl the heaven-like state is punctuated by often dozens of earth-shaking orgasms

Dog cum is very beneficial to women. The chemicals and hormones inside the cum makes a girls vaginal walls thicker, stronger and more sensitive, and the womb far more fertile for a dogs sperm. It also makes a slightly alkaline environment in the vagina and womb which makes it far harder for a man to knock her up and your pussy far more hospitable to a dogs sperm. It also rejuvenates a woman and makes her pussy tighter and younger, tightens her breasts and make them more perky, make all your skin look younger and glow, and can even make wrinkles disappear…just from having him ejaculate in you!!

Dogs have around 900% MORE sperm cells per drop of semen compared to the most fertile men which is an astounding feat considering the amount of ejaculate they make!

Dogs ejaculate 8-16 BILLION sperm cells in a single orgasm. The most fertile men ejaculate 300 million

The average penis size for a large breed dog like a great dane, German Shepherd, husky, Labrador, etc. is 9 inches long and 6 inches of girth

The average testicle size for a large breed dog is around the size of eggs, or around the size of both an average man’s testicles combined into one.

A dogs makes enough sperm in 8 hours to impregnate every woman and girl on the planet twice

If a dog were able to impregnate a woman it would take an astounding 24 seconds at least and 30 seconds at average to impregnate her. If you were to look at the egg while fertilization were occurring the egg would be completely engulfed in billions of sperm thanks to dogs ability to ejaculate directly into the womb. Meanwhile men lack that ability and when fertilization is occurring with humans there are only a dozen or so sperm on the egg and it often takes several hours, sometimes even a day to impregnate a girl.

Dogs cocks, testes (surface), semen and precum are full of hormones that after prolonged exposure create a long term craving for more sex from the dog and make women able to be much wetter and hospitable to sperm

Also when a woman is active and exposed to the stud and his charms and hormones, the level of stimulation is much much higher than with a man and the hormones really drive a woman to want more k9 cock..very primal need.

What K9 women are feeling is the very deepest sexual desire without the clutter of procreation and other complications..makes for a very wanting bitch for a k9 stud.

A doctor on BF explained to me what is happening inside a girls body when a dog is fucking her…

“I’ll run through what is happening during the sex activity with a large breed male dog from the beginning to finish. He slides it into you and you feel a large spike of pleasure and stretching. This spike in pleasure which remains the constant level of pleasure while he is in the thrusting/fucking you stage of a sexual encounter with a human girl, is both the higher temperature of his cock as well as the new, foreign texture you feel of his cock and knot. Even after fucking a dog for many many years the texture and heat will always feel extraordinary and foreign. The hardness is also an awesome contributor to the pleasure because it is different than what you’ve felt before since a dog cock can hold more blood and also has a bone making it feel very hard with no possibility of erectile dysfunction unlike what a large amount of men experience. The hard pounding being so fast and dominating is an exclusively dog/k9 experience. No man can keep it up while his body is absolutely designed for it. Meanwhile he’s lubing you up with pre-cum..around 8 ozs. or so. Your pussy literally absorbs the new stimulant and your estrogen goes thru the roof and his system reacts to that and he starts making lots of testosterone to peak your pussy. You feel it as an itching then warming sensation as you start to spasm he drives his cock deeper and deeper, still making precum in you and and as that happens you start to feel him hitting you deeper as your estrogen and his testosterone continue to rise making your pussy wetter and deeper. And then you’re really feeling the urge to take him deeper, opening up for his cock and knot combo and having a strong powerful orgasm as you do…hormonal levels are rising rapidly and you instinctively push back into his cock, a reflex from a craving of more of his incredible sex. He stops a full thrust deep inside you and his pointed cock meets your cervix making what zoo doctors like myself call a “cervical kiss”, and his pointed cock creates an efficient entry point for his many billions of sperm cells. His knot continues to grow and you squeeze his knot as you spasm hard and he responds by pumping you full of his incredibly potent seed. His pumping action is far far stronger than any man and you will definitely feel it as it is very very prominent, with each pump of semen making his cock nearly 50% thicker which creates spikes of pleasure with every pump. You feel his warm cum and bang you start shaking as it hits you and cumming harder as he loads you and his knot swells slightly more in response to your powerful orgasms to seal your pussy so as not to lose his valuable load..your mind is likely in a state of total pleasure by now and you essentially stop thinking as you are totally washed over by pleasure. You put your face into the bed and your ass higher in the air as your estrogen levels are at an incredible rate which make you submit to the alpha at least 10 inches deep inside you. After often an hour but sometimes many hours of prolonged intense incredible pleasure and ejaculation, his knot finally shrinks to the same girth as the rest of his penis and he slides out, with a large plop sound and a wave of semen coming out. The semen that comes out immediately after his pullout is the small amount of semen he makes that does not make it into your womb. Something I find very funny is that even the very small volume that does not make it to the womb is often far larger than most men’s total volume of ejaculate!

It astounds me that very very very little money has been put into more research on this in the name of stupid traditions and prejudice as it is very clear by my and my colleagues research and women’s experiences that this is a VERY beneficial hobby, which inevitably and often becomes a full-time occupation. I hope someday that this prejudice will end so we can put more funding into discovering and studying the power sex with a dog has on a woman, and hopefully one day we can genetically manipulate a dogs testicles to create human sperm cells that would make it possible for K9 breeder women to finally fulfill the deep craving their hormones are giving them to be impregnated by their K9 lovers. This would be the best thing science could do to help zoosexuals in their sexual exploitation as it would not make half dog half human monstrosities and it would also likely make global headlines and spike female interest in their furry pseudo-stud friends and create a large amount of girls curious about their dogs.“

Another doctor added “Well it goes with being a newbie and being overwhelmed at first in a sexy,oozing powerful fuck beyond anything you’ve had before..and it gets better the more you breed and learn to bitch for him..lots more rewards cumming your way..sexually you will never be the same..better but not the same..you will learn how much you lust to breed and find yourself living and working around your new interest and sexual companion…you find dog cock is a real treasure and treat to protect and in some cases you’ll worship how it makes you feel..just my $.002”

That’s just what I’ve discovered in 3-4 days I am sure I will find more!! 

Oh I forgot: benefits outside of normal human-human sexual pleasure a woman gets from a man’s sperm:

Can get knocked up

Dogs are the ultimate stud