Just A Reminder... If You Are A Double Of Either Dante Or Heisenberg, I Will Fight You, And I Will Win

RAAAGGHHHH (my s/i is literally me but ever so slightly altered to fit canon more)

self insert infodump template, go my scarab (please @ me if you fill this in, i'd love to see!)

proship please dni

Pretending your f/o is doing something with you makes it infinitely easier

It doesn't matter that Dale Cobble looks like the reincarnated corpse of a founding father, I genuinely think he's so sexy and I need him in ways you can't even begin to comprehend and in ways that would send me to hell instantly. He would have to literally kill me to get rid of me

had to delete tumblr off my phone for a while bc i needed the storage :((

but im back!

i need selfship mutuals PLEASEEEE

the DMC valentines post is gonna make me scream very loudly

i need more merch of my lovelies <3

i got this at a convention about a month ago, and the vendor/artist i got it from said that hes never seen anyone get as excited over heis as i did. im glad im the craziest lol.