I Love Haiku Bot, He Shows Me The New Sides Of Tumblr I Dont See

i am going to fight adi shankar

anyone know how to not take over a month to update their fics?

victims dont speak out because when they do, they get threatened with legal action and are harassed.

im so fucking sick of everything.

i need selfship mutuals PLEASEEEE

had to delete tumblr off my phone for a while bc i needed the storage :((

but im back!

a bunny hops into a bar. the bartender asks the bunny "would you like something hoppy?" and the bunny responds "no actually i don't like hoppy beverages and i think it's a little offensive to ask that just because i'm a bunny" and the bartender goes "oh you're right, I'm sorry, it won't happen again" and then the bunny says "death before dishonor" as the clouds part and from the sky's expanse descends the face of God who spits in the face of the bartender, killing the bartender instantly and banishing their spirit to an eternal spiritual limbo from which they shall never ascend. then the bunny hops,

its literally Dante and Vergil

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”