My Town Just Said That There Are No Mandatory Masks But Kids Have To Wear Masks When They Go Back To

Not offended, just exhausted- Jammi Dodger

This is my new life motto

Why do knights and princes have the ‘great sheild of virtue’ and the ‘sword of truth’ who is scared of that I would want ‘the sheild of fuck off’ and ‘the sword of I’ll kill you bitch’.

So my dad is the choir director at my church and during quarantine he’s been video taping his songs for Facebook church and my mom and I will be sitting on the couch behind him and ‘dancing’. So today my mom and I were making puppet hands and he finally started one without problems and my mom didn’t know so she flipped the camera off and let’s just say I think my church would have liked that version of ‘How Great Thou Art’.

Having to be an adult when you get older is just a different version of your seven day free trial

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

Trying to make a point to my father.

Reblog if you have read fan fiction better than some published books

Help me prove a point

I love the idea that at a campfire at camp half blood after the the Gaea war they were all playing truth or dare and Nico got dared to wear a Hawaiian button down for the rest of the game. That’s it. Thanks for reading.

What’s the point of wearing clothes if your not going to make people in the Barnes and Noble question their sexuality. Not only because everyone thinks your hot but because no one can understand what gender you are.

The weirdest feeling is being in the world of your book and music but halfway being in the world of high school as your math teacher continues on her lecture as if it’s almost background music to your life

Why does the Bible start with an existential crisis? Like... wtf