@cyclonewest And Anyone Else Who Would Like To Read A Mediocre Oneshot (lol)!!! Here Ya Go :)

I'm reading The Picture of Dorian Gray and therefore they are reading The Picture of Dorian Gray

interesting question. usually by timeline analysis, I just assume Whizzer is around thirty-four/thirty-two, and Marvin is something like thirty-six.

I don't know if it's canon but if Marvin and Trina married in their twenties, which seems the most likely for her/and his parents to force them, and then were married for ten years, it makes the most sense in my mind that he and she'd be like mid-thirties and then Whizzer kind of falls into that age range too.

also I think Christian Borle was fourty-two when he played Marvin in the revival, and Andrew Rannells was something like thirty-eight, if that helps at all (but I don't think they were chosen for age, and I've yet to look up Michael Rupert and Stephen Bogardus' age when they played the characters, so take this as you will).

does anyone on here know the canon ages for marvin and whizzer ?? ive tried to figure it out in my head but i wanna hear what yall think

before I actually sleep should we indulge in Mendel/Marvin Monday

on another note do either of them actually deserve a monday?

discuss.

I love this interview, but this is definitely a moment that gets stuck in my head,

yeah like why try and tear apart a probably fine friendship with sheer force of will c'mon everybody

the “rannells borle beef” thing really annoys me. like yeah it is kinda fun that christian is replacing rannells but there’s nothing more to this than that

I've been thinking about this recently 😭

"life is lonley, life is rotten, and thankfully short, thankfully short, thankfully SHORT!"

"...like Marvin!"

and

"Short insomiacssssss and a teeny-tiny band!" how I love you

also I am just constantly thinking about Chip Zien's Marvin, almost every hour of every day. thank you

Chip Zien: *is in a William Finn musical*

William Finn writing the lyrics: 🎶 He is SO fucking SHORT 🎶

in trousers for me is a great example of yes i love this i am obsessed with this no i would not recommend it to anyone

Part 14, lol (DEH Incorrect Quotes)

Connor: Funny story, I used an energy drink in my coffee this morning instead of water.

Evan, extremely concerned: And.. how do you feel?

Connor: Oh, my heart stopped beating about two hours ago.

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Evan: Mufasa’s death scene made me cry again…

Jared: Aww, it’s okay. He’s not a real horse. He’s a cartoon.

Evan: horse?

Evan: HORSE?

Jared:

Jared: Okay, in my defense, I’ve never seen it.

Evan: IT’S CALLED THE L I O N KING!

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Connor: I love making short jokes about Jared.

Connor: They go right over his head.

Connor: *Dying with laughter on the floor*

Jared: It wasn’t even that fUCKING FUNNY-

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Jared: My sarcasm has reached a dangerous level, where even I can’t tell if I’m kidding or not.

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Connor: What the fuck are you doing?

Jared: *Spreading toothpaste on toast*

Jared: I’m multitasking.

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Connor: Damn! We were so close to having Valentine’s Day on Friday the 13th!

Evan: There’s always next year?

Jared: No, you have to wait seven years! One for each day of the week!

Alana:

Alana: I hope you guys say these things just to mess with me, because holy fuck

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Jared: I am going to cry, this is a threat.

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Connor: It’s 2020, why don’t banks just have the slogan “It’s Common Cents” yet?

Jared: I say we demand change.

Zoe: These puns caught my interest.

Evan: Stop. Please, just stop.

-

Jared: Fuck, I want to die!

Evan: Language!

Jared, annoyed: Heckity heck, I want death!

Evan: That was NOT any better!

-

Jared: Well, looks like it’s time to move on to plan 2.

Zoe: Don’t you mean plan B?

Jared: No, because that would insinuate that I only have 26 plans.

-

Evan: Ah yes, my train of thought. Or as I like to call it: The Anxiety Express!

-

Jared: Alright.

Connor: Fine.

Jared: Splendid.

Connor: Spectacular.

Jared: Terrific!

Connor: Marvelous!

(In the Background)

Evan: What are they doing…?

Alana: They're mad at each other, but they still want to talk, although neither will admit it.

-

Jared: What did I do to deserve this? I’m a good person!

Connor: You once pushed me down the stairs because I made a joke about your height.

Jared:

Jared: I’m a good person most of the time.

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Jared: *Staring at literally nothing, zoning out*

Connor: What’cha thinkin about?

Jared: When normal dogs see police dogs, do they think “Oh no, the cops”?

Connor:

Connor: Do you ever look at your boyfriend and ask yourself how and why you're dating him?

-

Evan: *Picks up his phone* Hello?

Connor: It's Connor.

Evan: Ugh, tell him I'm not here.

Connor: No- it's Connor on the phone right now.

Evan: oH-

-

Zoe: What's everyone going as for Halloween?

Evan: Superman :)

Connor: A clown.

Jared, to Connor: So then we don't need to actually buy you a costume, right?

-

Evan: Connor, I am questioning your sanity...

Zoe: Really? I never questioned it, I knew it was gone from the start.

-

Evan: How is Spring not everyone's favourite season? The trees are PINK, guys!

Jared: But also, y'know, allergies and shit.

Evan: But pink.

Connor: Also it's fucking hot out.

Evan: PINK.

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Alana: I know you love him.

Jared: I am NOT in love with Evan!

Alana, staring at him and smiling: I never said who.

Jared: *Realizes*

Jared: Shit. Well, anyways-

-

Evan: Uh, Jared, I'm afraid.

Jared: Just stay close to Connor?

Evan: No, you don't get it.

Evan: That's why I'm afraid.

-

Zoe & Jared: *Accidentally set the kitchen on fire*

Jared: We need an adult!

Zoe: But you ARE an adult!

Jared: We need an adultier adult! Go get Alana!

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Evan: Uhm.. how do you- like- ask someone out?

Miguel: Well, first-

Connor: Don't ask him. He asked me out in a McDonald's parking lot.

Miguel:

Miguel: ...And yet, you said yes?

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Jared: So. What's the plan?

Zoe: I don't know. Your smart, *Points at Connor* he's mean, come up with something.

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Evan: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

Jared: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Evan: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Jared: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

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Jared: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Connor: *Sigh*

Connor: Why.

Jared: To get to the dumbfuck's house.

Jared: Knock knock?

Connor: Who's there.

Jared: The chicken, dumbfuck.

Connor:

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Alana: Evan isn't talking to me...

Jared: Enjoy it while it lasts.

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Zoe: Evan is in trouble.

Jared: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I'm being honest right now.

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Connor: Larry has no idea that I'm high.

Larry: Your high?

Connor: Oh, sorry.

Connor, leaning toward Zoe: Larry has no idea that I'm high.

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Miguel: Connor and I were walking down the street, and this guy drove by and honked at us.

Zoe: What did you do?

Miguel: Well, he chased him to the next red light, and reached his window, and-

Connor, walking in: So, who wants a steering wheel?

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Connor: I really like Eminem.

Jared: I prefer skittles.

Evan: He was talking about the rapper.

Jared: Why would you eat the wrapper????

-

Alana: Wow! Evan made you cry?!

Jared, tearing up: Yes. He said some mean things that are only partially true.

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Jared: Evan! What the fuck did I tell you about lying?

Evan, looking down: That it only works on Cynthia...

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Jared: Is there a fucking cactus where your heart should be?

Zoe: What's up your ass this morning??

Evan: *Walks in* Uh.. hey.

Zoe: Hm. Nevermind, disregard that last statement.

Jared: wAIT NO-

OOO lala!

love the in trousers shot lets freaking GO

thank you for these!

reblog this with falsettos/in trousers and/or falsettos/in trousers cast (any of them) photos you want me to redraw I am BORED fellas

smh girly we're both invested now

this fine gentleman (the dentist from little shop of horrors) has been catgirlified

@takemebacktowheniwassane is just as at fault for this as me.