You Die On May 27th At 8

Hi just wondering! Do you have an AO3?

yes I do!

I have more fic ideas in the works and one shots and such, but so far it's just a book of random falsettos fluff (that I hope to update soon).

here it is!

crying in trousers right now actually

Dude. DUDE.

and the- the fact that the beginning of In Trousers (The Dream), the opening few notes, they mimic Falsettoland (Reprise)'s first few notes..

I'm screaming in trousers and I am not okay the marvin trilogy makes me physically unwell

Do tumblr Falsettos enjoyers like it when people post edits in here? Is that a thing people do? Anyways here's one!!

I saw Tammy Faye live in New York, night of the premier!

I still don't know what the fuss was about cborle coming in to play Jim Bakker, because he was GREAT (totally fully unbiased yeahhh...)

and idk if the songlist was released yet, but here's the names and order for any silly little guys like me who are OBSESSED!! (Also Christian's playbill bio 👀)

honestly though, this show was so good and deserves some love. everyone who came out for the stage door was also just, so sweet and amazing like oh my goodness

Anyways!! it's coming out soon! to those travelling to New York, or who live there, definitely recommended to go see it when it's fully out and not just the premier.

Incorrect Total Drama

Cody: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Gwen: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Noah: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Harold: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Courtney: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Beth: What if the person who made Walkie Talkies named everything?

Lindsay: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Cody: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Harold: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Duncan: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Gwen: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Justin: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Noah, annoyed: You are all disappointments.

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Chef: Nothing in life is free.

Sierra: Love is free!!

Owen: Adventure is free!

Noah: Knowledge is free.

Duncan: Anything is free if you take it without paying.

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Courtney: Are we really going to let Sierra keep Cody?

Gwen: We kept Duncan.

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Sierra: Bye, Courtney! Bye, Gwen! Bye Cody! Bye Duncan! Bye Noah! Bye Cody!

Gwen: You said bye to Cody twice.

Sierra: I like Cody.

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Gwen: Goodmorning.

Cody: Goodmorning.

Justin: Goodmorning.

Izzy: You all sound like robots! Try spicing it up a little bit!

Noah: Morning motherfuckers.

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Eva: So my question is, my girlfriend keeps going into the pantry and grabbing handfuls of uncooked fettuccine-

DJ: I would hope that their not grabbing handfuls of cooked fettuccine!

Courtney: In the pantry!

Eva: She keeps eating them raw and calling them chips, how do I make her stop.

DJ: Is your girlfriend here?

Eva, motioning to Izzy: Yeah.

Courtney: You're a MONSTER! Words MEAN things! >:(

Cody: Does anybody remember- I haven't been to Olive Garden in many moons- but they do have, like, a fettuccine bottle that you can just grab out of- and chew-

Cody: NO, WAIT WAS THIS A PRANK YOU GUYS PULLED ON ME WHEN WE USED TO GO TO OLIVE GARDEN AS KIDS??

Cody: NO, STOP, EVERYBODY SHUT UP. DO THEY GIVE YOU RAW FETTUCCINE IN THE LOBBY AT OLIVE GARDEN-

Noah, walking past this insanity: No.

Cody, turning to DJ and Courtney: YOU FUCKIN' BASTARDS

DJ, trying to ignore that: YAYYYYY

Courtney, about Olive Garden: THE ~PRESTIGE~

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Gwen: Favourite horror movie?

Duncan: IT.

Izzy: Saw!

Courtney: Annabelle.

Noah: High school Musical. After I watched it, I spent the rest of my middle school years thinking everyone would break out in song, and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.

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Courtney: You really came all this way to see me? How did you even get here so fast?

Duncan: Several traffic violations.

Cody: Three counts of resisting arrest.

Noah: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

Gwen: Also, that isn't our car.

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Harold: What's something you guys are better than Cody at?

Noah: Mario Kart.

Cody: Yeah. He beats me at video games a lot.

Owen: Emotional vulnerability.

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We need more dark Noah moments.

Sierra: What does 'take out' mean?

Owen: Food.

Cody: Dating.

Noah: Murder.

Duncan: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOUR NOT A COWARD.

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Cody: Why isn't that statue smirking at me?

Noah: It isn't smirking at anyone, their all just imagining it.

Cody: Three of them saw it, Noah, how do you explain that?

Noah: *Points at Gwen* Sleep deprivation. *Points at Trent* Paranoia. *Points at Duncan* Delusional personality disorder.

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Courtney: Where are Trent and Gwen?

Duncan: Their off playing hide and seek.

Courtney: Where?

Duncan: I don't think you understand how this game works.

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Chris: I am an idiot.

Lindsay:

Heather:

Courtney:

Duncan:

Cody:

Chef:

Beth:

Noah: If your waiting for us to disagree, it's going to be a long day.

YES.

YES IT IS.

WHO- WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND EVEN??

Why do falsettos fanfics always give Whizzer a different birth name? Like is it that hard to believe his parents looked at him when he was a baby and went “That boy is a Whizzer.”?

forgot I still knew how to do art traditionally

I pretend I do not hear

@weirdo-with-a-potato we've officially subjected ourselves to neverending catgirl hell

P.S.

christian borle I am so fucking sorry oh my god why did I spend so many hours on this PLEASE FORGIVE ME

date idea: we watch the Marvin trilogy but I pause every two lines to explain the significance and to defend every character (this will take three years, yes)

it's days like this I'm overjoyed I don't have tiktok. yep. what in the FUCK?

I would block everyone on Falsettos tiktok making jokes about Whizzer's death/aids/both. But then I don't think there'd be anyone left... Falsettos tiktok really needs to hurry up and leave those behind

with all this talk of absolutely wild falsettos aus, I think it would be only fair for me to contribute

I found an audio this morning that brought back a thought i'd had while reading a fic a while back; what if whizzvin were composers?

In my head it's more that marvin is a composer and whizzer is learning but shh hear me out

picture me this

post whizzvin breakup, a year/year and a half in, whizzer is digging through his storage and finds a very old, very broken guitar from his college days (of trying to woo cute guys or something yk the drill), and wants to learn to play again

marvin, for extra money has a repair-thing going on because he's had to fix many of his own instruments anyway so he thought he might as well make something extra off of it

they meet again because of an ad posting with whizzer not knowing it was him doing repairs until he got there and slowly mend their relationship via marvin giving him guitar lessons

gay chaos ensues

yeah?? yeahh??????? I might just be crazy