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Random Incorrect DEH Quotes I Found While Poking Around (Pt. Two) :

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Evan: The human body is %70 water, so we are basically just all cucumbers with anxiety.

Jared: Excuse you, but with the amount of salt and alcohol that I consume daily, I think it's more accurate to say that i'm an anxiety pickle.

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Evan: You often use humour to deflect trauma.

Jared: Thank you!

Evan: I- never said that was a good thing..

Jared: What i'm hearing is that you think i'm funny.

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Jared: I've met a lot of pricks in my life, but you, Evan, are a fucking cactus.

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Jared: I will FIGHT the next person to insult Connor.

Connor: Bitch why, i'm a piece of shit

Jared: ALRIGHT SQUARE UP YOU BEAUTIFUL BASTARD-

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Connor, walking in: Sorry I was late, I was doing... stuff.

Jared, slamming open the door and looking noticeably disheveled: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING S T A I R S-

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Jared: 4/20 is in 14 days, and I want you all to know that I will not tolerate any weed jokes. Not on my good, christian blog.

Connor: But your Jewish-

Jared: Not when it comes to the devil's lettuce, you heathen stoner fuck-

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Death: I've come to kill you.

Evan: Let me ask Jared.

Death: It isn't a choi-

Evan: He said no.

interesting question. usually by timeline analysis, I just assume Whizzer is around thirty-four/thirty-two, and Marvin is something like thirty-six.

I don't know if it's canon but if Marvin and Trina married in their twenties, which seems the most likely for her/and his parents to force them, and then were married for ten years, it makes the most sense in my mind that he and she'd be like mid-thirties and then Whizzer kind of falls into that age range too.

also I think Christian Borle was fourty-two when he played Marvin in the revival, and Andrew Rannells was something like thirty-eight, if that helps at all (but I don't think they were chosen for age, and I've yet to look up Michael Rupert and Stephen Bogardus' age when they played the characters, so take this as you will).

does anyone on here know the canon ages for marvin and whizzer ?? ive tried to figure it out in my head but i wanna hear what yall think

I DID!!! I CHEERED!!!

baby jason and young marvin are back who cheered

marvin with a boston accent, reblog if you agree

harold, they’re lesbians

people are gay, steven 

i’m a lesbian, carl 

don’t be a transphobe, chad 

we support the gays, david 

i’m not jealous, flavio. i’m gay

you just know jason is going "dad I don't want to try it. no offense to aunt delia but her food makes my mouth sad :/"

and marvin's like "uuuhhh... well, fair enough I guess."

I love it so much when they

when- when they father to son :D

Marvin qnd Jason interaction......

What the fuck WHAT THE FUCK

it's consuming my brain

So many.. opportunities....

Marvin, coming home from work: What should we order for dinner?

Whizzer, flipping through TV stations: Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy.

Marvin:

Marvin: don't call me weatherboy

I just pictured Whizzer saying “Wouldn’t you like to know weatherboy” to Marvin and now it’s all I can think about

Bored

So.. story suggestions? I can put them up on my quotev, or just give you the docs link. Idk. I’m half decent at writing. 

I’ll do like, Dear Evan Hansen (basically any ship or idea is fine) Sally Face (same story) Assassination Classroom (yeah)

dk, you can give me random shows and etc and if i know what they are decently well then i’ll write whatever ya want for them :p

so fuckin bored lol

o no

when you need to update a kleinphy fic that’s been sitting in your wattpad undone for a year already but your inspo is fleeting but yOU NEED TO

the moment I'm not sick I'll make sure to post it up 🫡 been very bedridden all day

and of course I took that version of Marvin Takes A Victory Shower literally and wrote an entire oneshot off of it because I'm just sexy like that idk