WANT ME TO JUST SEND YA THE DOCK LINK WHEN I’M DONE WITH IT?? :>>

IM CRYING SCREAMING THROWING UP

okay so I'm

I have been revealed to a whole new thing ─ assuming that this encounter was another teen boy, or if it's a metaphor for whizzer and him?

it's interesting because I've always seemed to notice that one line in nausea before the game, "the sneaking in, the passing out, and where to place the blame?"

I know that song was also a metaphor for his relationship with women, largely, but I'm so stumped and yet so excited because this opens a whole new door, I feel? or maybe I was just out of the loop? but this is so cool and to milo, OH MY GOD DUDE YOU ARE AWESOME!!

these new lyrics are so baffling and just... it's mind blowing how bill finn somehow strengthens my hyperfixations grip on me in a few lyrics, yk?

can someone with better ears PLEASE tell me what the fuck theyre saying here

to anyone who has not read the comic I present you with mark grayson in a dress about to be wed to a fish woman

i am in distress

before I actually sleep should we indulge in Mendel/Marvin Monday

on another note do either of them actually deserve a monday?

discuss.

This is me on a year and a half of Dear Evan Hansen -sleep deprived -obsessed -picking up bad habits from characters with issues sTILL Don't do drugs, kids.

Me

Random 2:00 a.m. TD Incorrect Quotes? Yes. I think yes. (More DEH One's Soon-)

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Cody: Not to be nsfw, but I want someone to hold me while I sleep.

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Gwen: If I stay in bed I'll be warm. If I get in the shower, I'll also be warm. But the distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.

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Cody: Can I ask a dumb question?

Noah: Better than anyone I know.

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Duncan: Did you miss me while I was gone?

Courtney, painting Gwen's nails: You were gone?

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Cody: That was so hot, dude.

Noah: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Cody: I'm so in love with you.

Noah: Jesus fucking Christ.

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Lindsay: I'm proud to say that I've gotten over my fear of ghosts!

DJ: Yeah, that's the spirit!

Lindsay: wHERE???!?

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Izzy: I regret nothing!!

Noah: I regret EVERYTHING!!!

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Noah: Hey, mind helping me out? All of my clothes keep disappearing and I don't know where to.

Cody, wearing a sweater that's at least 2 times too long on him: Spooky.

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Trent: I'm going to need you to swear-

Duncan: Fuck.

Trent:

Trent:

Trent: -I meant as in promise.

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Cody: This date is boring!

Noah: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Cody: Then why did you invite me?

Noah: I didn't, I specifically said "don't come with me" then you said "fuck you Noah, I'll do whatever I want!"

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Don't come to Team E-Scope For Help-

Owen: I have a problem.

Eva: Kill it.

Noah: Can you chill for, like, two seconds?

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Courtney: Could you BE any more annoying?!

Scott: Yes.

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Alejandro: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Duncan: Oh, you'd be surprised from how much stupid shit I do.

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Noah, trying to get to know Kitty: What’s your favorite color?

Kitty: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature.

Noah: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP?

Kitty:

Kitty: My favorite color is pink.

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Noah: I’ve been sleeping so little the past few nights that when I go to the alarm app, I click on the “power nap” button. I don’t set up alarms, I set up timers, Em.

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Izzy: If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're impressed.

Eva: But you do know better.

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Eva: Izzy, we need to talk. In private. Now.

Izzy: Oooo, someone's in trouble.

Izzy: It's me. I don't know why I said that.

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Gwen, texting Cody: Hey so do you like anyone?

Cody: Yeah you

Gwen: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends

Cody: *Yeah, you?

Gwen: Oh haha sorry lol

Cody: *dies inside*

okay but

everybody in the friend group, specifically when jareds being rly bitchy, make like, glasses jokes

it just slips one time for evan and he ends up calling him “poindexter” or some shit i swear to god-

jared straight up tries to deck this bitch no kidding

long story short, evan ended up with a black eye and jared didn’t apologise for a while and stopped talking to him

he wasnt that offended it just sorta pissed him off that it went that far??? 

he was sorry tho-

one day evan just finds a handwritten letter at his door, and it says something like:

“dear acorn,

sorry that i punched you and your dumb face

i wanted to say it earlier but it got complicated

sorry this is stupid

dont ever fucking call me that again or ill deck you again

-jared”

evan reads it like 3 times and then texts him and asks if it was meant as a joke and jared comes over and just hugs him for like 2 seconds then pulls away and evans like

“oh

holy

shit”

“i will throw you off a building if you tell anyone about this”

“very aggressive sir” “sorry” “i was joking, i wont tell anyone”

“and um”

“thanks for the letter, your apology has been accepted.” “seriously?”

“yeah yeah but i think i want a longer hug than that” “fuck off” “jaaaaareeeee you gave me a black eyeeeeeee” “and im sorryyyy now get over ittttttt” “:(” “okay fiiiiiine. you are so needy” “hey jared?” “whhhat” “stfu”

hey oh my gosh it's my ongoing hyperfixation

This may not be 100% accurate but it was fun lmao

THIS IS SO GORGEOUS SNSBSNDHDKSBSMJEKSHSKEHSJSHSIEJSNBSSHSNSHSKEHJESBDIDJJDJSDJSHSKDHDJDJDJSJ

Marvin and Whizzer

You and me always forever...

he has. I would know. I'm the falsettos stage backdrop.

okay but whizzer has most definitely picked marvin up like this at least once

date idea: we watch the Marvin trilogy but I pause every two lines to explain the significance and to defend every character (this will take three years, yes)