Happened Again :(

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

Sluts

This is the definition of Chaotic Evil.

why is hideki naganuma insane. who is teaching a middle aged japanese man to say shit like this

i hate it when game devs put “fixed several issues” in patch notes 

no. tell me what you fixed. i wanna know what the glitch was.

you know those patch notes that are like “fixed an issue where if the player sat in a bush for too long, they’d become the size of a skyscraper” 

i wanna read those. tell me those. 

crinoids are so insane what's up with them

????? plant

??????? plant whos schmoovin

Goldenrod crab spider/blomkrabbspindel. Värmland, Sweden (June 22, 2014).

son we pray to the Pork Clock in this household

I was a dick to my partner during covid isolation, and I was procrastinating on writing an apology, so – as one does – I eventually, half-seriously, googled apology templates.

And I found this amazing website. It did not bring me AT ALL closer to writing my partner an apology, but it brought me immeasurable joy. I made choked animal howling noises for much of my perusing time.

Sometimes they’re kind of normal (this one is a message saying “I can’t attend your org’s event because I disagree with their politics”) but the title is phrased hilariously.

Others are, in fact, hilarious.

Most are sincere, but not all:

“Zoom Incident”

And my favorite:

“I AM NOT SURE WHY I ASSUMED THAT HE WOULD NOT BE INDOORS WHEN I DROPPED BY ON MONDAY”