Well, Wherever You Wanna Go Is Cool With Me!

You should have thought about calling me names then...

i don't even care if you are sorry or not just apologize so i can give you your arm back...

I wish Val would just give me my arm back instead of making me apologize. I hate apologizing.

Mhm! It’s no problem!

thank you too... ive always been worried about being different.. being made fun of for years about it doesn’t help..

But uh.. Let me show you the mark..

That huge black thing is the mark… I have no idea what I got stabbed with but… It burns sometimes.. like a lot..

The night after I got ‘stabbed,’ I remember hearing some voices.. and feeling a horrible burning pain in my back..

I even have some scratches on my arm from I them too, but that’s nothing special.

Oh fuck.. I just noticed it spread more.. It used to be way smaller.

Hullo here? Ahem, I was sent here to.. exorcise some sort of thing here?

@priest-richard-sanchez

Exorcise?

Am I possessed..?

If you were sent by someone... Who sent you? And why did they send you..?

I just got out of the hospital like a day ago.. How.. I’m so confused..

also I’ve seen your posts before, yourreallyfuckinghot.

Huh..?

Oh babbyy…

I mean… yourr a-a 12/10 if you know what I-I meannn…

by the wayyy.. The doctors are putting me on some med- medicine.. I’m sleeppyy..

hmm.. Well what about your lover Val? Idk if you wanted some sort of inanimate object but..

..........I- uhm.

i know they're online right now... uhm... Val, if you see this... ignore me..

11/10....

...

Thank you... You are very kind..

Since it’s pride month, I want to honor my late wife (who was actually my fiancé but I would rather call her my wife) and step-daughter, who were probably some of the best people I’ve ever met. Me and my wife, Leonie, both met while I was still working in the German military, and from there we hit it off. After a few years of dating, she proposed to be after a particularly hard mission, which it was the sweetest thing she had ever done with me. Leo, which was my nickname for her, had a daughter named Monika who I saw as my own.

I loved both of them so much, I try to visit their graves every year, even though it’s hard because their graves are in Germany.. But anyway, I just wanted to share me and Leo’s story!

sometimes i think it’s my fault they both died… i could have saved them both..

I guess I don’t mind if the homewrecker is you :]

I will admit, you are more attractive than most Ricks… (if my Rick sees this I’m done for)

always glad to be a homewrecker hehe :}

Ah!

Well you are really cute!

and soft..

Cat!

Hallo!

mrrrow!! prrrrrrr.. <:]

do you have any birds I can eat..?

Really? I would love that! Thank you!

(They seemed to blush a bit, even though it’s hard to see with the mask.)

A-ah.. T-Thank you..

(They let out a warm chuckle, seeming to be smiling at B themselves.)

Lands on their shoulder.

Don’t be alarmed! I’m just new ‘round here! I’m B-179!

@honeyrivesanchez

Aww, hallo there!

It’s nice to meet you B-179! My names Valentine, but you may call me Val! You have to be careful around here B, there’s a lot of idiots who get into drama around here, and there’s really dangerous Rick’s too..

Feel free to contact me if you need anything at all!

W-What..

What does it mean Z…?

How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?

“W-What the..”

((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))

Yeah, I'll be alright.. Don't worry about me, you go have fun!

HOLYSHITIMAMOMAGAINYESSSHECALLEDMEMUM

Hey Angel Morty!

What you up to?

Also.. I hope the advice I gave you works out. I know it can be hard admitting feelings for someone..

"I-Im getting ready t-to go stargazing with a morty."

"NOT A D-DATE."

-flustered

"Whatcha up to."

How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?

“W-What the..”

((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))