WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER LOVE SUCH A FUCKING DISGUSTING, HORRIBLE, PERSON LIKE ME?

oh mein Gott…

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

One of my VIP’s right here! @lost-gamer is one of my favorite mutuals, and they are really kind to me too!

I’m glad I’m making so many friends here! Rick said I needed more friends anyway..

Ja.. We’ll do this together.

holy shit.. are we… oh my god… are we together now..?

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

W-What..

What does it mean Z…?

How would Val react if I yelled GYATTTTT at them in the middle of a grocery store?

“W-What the..”

((Scared, confused, and a bit annoyed. They also have no idea what that means.))

I guess I don’t mind if the homewrecker is you :]

I will admit, you are more attractive than most Ricks… (if my Rick sees this I’m done for)

always glad to be a homewrecker hehe :}

(They smile, gently squeezing one of his hands.)

I have an extra room that I could clean out.

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

🕯️ @msc137

(i know we've never talked, so if you dont have anything to say, feel free to delete this ask)

Another variant of a 137 Morty, at least I think that’s how I can explain it..

He seems really nice, just like my Morty! A bit older than my Morty though, only about 3-4 years difference. I’m glad he’s in a good relationship too, that’s really sweet.. It’s good he can be happy, so many Morty’s deserve it.

If I remember he’s been through some drama recently, I hope he’s doing okay… I hate seeing good people have to get involved in shit like that..

🕯

-@rubberricky

Ah Rubber Ricky!

He’s really interesting, in a good way though.. His whole universe is interesting actually! He look really cool, I think he would be fun to draw!

I love how he’s a cartoon too, I find that really awesome! Oh, I forgot, his shadow.. It.. Has a mind of its own… Eh, oh well. I wonder if I should give him some animal bones to look at…

...

Thank you... You are very kind..

Since it’s pride month, I want to honor my late wife (who was actually my fiancé but I would rather call her my wife) and step-daughter, who were probably some of the best people I’ve ever met. Me and my wife, Leonie, both met while I was still working in the German military, and from there we hit it off. After a few years of dating, she proposed to be after a particularly hard mission, which it was the sweetest thing she had ever done with me. Leo, which was my nickname for her, had a daughter named Monika who I saw as my own.

I loved both of them so much, I try to visit their graves every year, even though it’s hard because their graves are in Germany.. But anyway, I just wanted to share me and Leo’s story!

sometimes i think it’s my fault they both died… i could have saved them both..