Mhm. I’m Still In The Hospital. Z Finally Got Here A While Ago, Hasn’t Left Since. Neither Has Rick,

Ich liebe dich, mein Mann..

(They turn to look at Rick, grabbing one of his hands.)

Ich liebe dich auch, mein erster Mann.

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

Yeah and I am not letting him out of my sight.

Wheres the angel

at @tacticalsmth house :~>

Yes. I am.

Can both of you just be nice to each other?

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

Mhm! It’s no problem!

thank you too... ive always been worried about being different.. being made fun of for years about it doesn’t help..

But uh.. Let me show you the mark..

That huge black thing is the mark… I have no idea what I got stabbed with but… It burns sometimes.. like a lot..

The night after I got ‘stabbed,’ I remember hearing some voices.. and feeling a horrible burning pain in my back..

I even have some scratches on my arm from I them too, but that’s nothing special.

Oh fuck.. I just noticed it spread more.. It used to be way smaller.

Hullo here? Ahem, I was sent here to.. exorcise some sort of thing here?

@priest-richard-sanchez

Exorcise?

Am I possessed..?

If you were sent by someone... Who sent you? And why did they send you..?

I just got out of the hospital like a day ago.. How.. I’m so confused..

also I’ve seen your posts before, yourreallyfuckinghot.

Oh I don’t mind at all, I have a Rick of my own you know, I’m used to this.

(They carefully take off his glasses and clean them gently.)

I don’t really think it’s a ‘mess..’ It was honestly really fun, and entertaining! Besides, what dimension isn’t some sort of mess? Am I right?

Hello!

My name is Valentine, you may call me Val.. I just thought I’d introduce myself, you seem really nice so-

A-Anyway, It’s nice to meet you!

Hey there! It's nice to meet someone other than just alternate versions of my family on here

You seem really cool! Me and Morty were just working on his science project if you want to help out you can

That's on you though no pressure! Anyways it's a pleasure to meet you, Val

Yeah! I've got anything you need, just ask!

I can get you some anti-matter mines and that plasma rifle!

I also can get you any sort of military grade weapons, cars, bombs, basically anything, I'll hook you up!

Oh wow, I’ve never seen a female Rick before! You’re really cool! Anyway, it’s nice to meet you, I’m Val!

(Also let me know if you need any type of weapons, I’ll supply you with anything.)

@tacticalsmth

Ayyy, Val bu-ugh-ddy, a-always great to make another arms connect. Y-you got the good stuff? L-like some anti-matter mines, maybe? I-I could use an upgraded plasma rifle t-too.

fuck.. don't...

(They try to crawl a bit, but eventually gives out, laying on the floor bleeding out still.)

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

Arsehole…

Val took my arm and won't give it back, so I'm stuck being one armed for now. God dammit.

I’M HIDING YOUR GODDAMN ARM.

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life