Hiii Guysss! I-I Had.. A Lot To Drunk.. BUT Z'z S-sitting With M-me Becauze Im C-crying..

I-Is there any place you like to be pet s-specifically?

Cat!

Hallo!

mrrrow!! prrrrrrr.. <:]

do you have any birds I can eat..?

GIVE MY MUSE A PETNAME AND SEE HOW THEY REACT!

As an added bonus the petname will be rated on how much my muse likes it!

never call me that again | meh | idk how to feel about it | i'm ok with it | i like it | i love it | please call me that all the time

He...

He didn't already give you his soul... r-right?

or.. you didn't take it already?

Wheres the angel

at @tacticalsmth house :~>

Oh wow. thanks z. Like I didn’t know that.

maybe this was a mistake. i’m sorry.

Okay, Me and Z talked to my Rick..

So uh.. I’m together with Z and my Rick now! Although, my Rick did uh.. almost beat the shit out of Z first.. I got him to calm down! This is one of the first times I’ve dated two people at once, if anyone has any tips on that, I would appreciate that!

My Rick is still a bit jealous, and is staying really close to me. So is Z… Uh.. Let’s hope they don’t beat the shit out of each other. i won’t hesitate to beat the fuck out of them.

This makes me so happy. I love them so much.

oh mein Gott…

Ughhhh... I think I drank too much last night..

I don't remember anything..

@rickz6725 What happened last night? All I remember was coming home.. A-And why was I sleeping in your bed..?

I’M HIDING YOUR GODDAMN ARM.

my prosthetic keeps breaking I hate my life

All of you are fucking stupid.

(They pause, clearing their throat.)

sorry..

J-Just.. Come on.. Just stop t-teasing him like a damn kindergartener..

(They sigh, their face red as well.)

Evil- Ev-

...

Evz.

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

A-Ah.. Fuck.. Okay.. oh god this isn’t good..

I got you.. You have a portal gun right? I assume the Church is in your dimension..

Is it that bad..?

Hullo here? Ahem, I was sent here to.. exorcise some sort of thing here?

@priest-richard-sanchez

Exorcise?

Am I possessed..?

If you were sent by someone... Who sent you? And why did they send you..?

I just got out of the hospital like a day ago.. How.. I’m so confused..

also I’ve seen your posts before, yourreallyfuckinghot.

OOC: Okay so this is for art

How might Val react to a volcano burning through the table during a very casual chat?

I want to be as accurate as possible

ALSO VAL IS SO FUN TO DOODLE LIKE YOUR CHARACTER DESIGN FOR VAL IS SO GOOD 10/10

((UH THEY WOULD BE VERY SURPRISED, MAYBE WOULD LIKE YELP A BIT BUT THEN JUST BE LIKE ‘oh just another normal Tuesday.’

ALSO THANK YOUUU, I LOVE DOR EYES RICK DESIGN TOO!!))

Great!

(They take their hand off of him, wobbling as they stand by themself.)

And I hope you like dogs, b-because I have 2..

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*