Guys What Do I Do? Rick Keeps Trying To Give Me Alien Drugs…

You probably go for more masculine clothing, Ja?

You excited to go on your seconded date?

By the way, if you ever need me to help you plan anything, let me know! Or just, need help in general!

"I-I need help picking a outfit."

"Yes I-Im excited!"

Don't..

You really gonna let them g-get under your skin?

(They laugh.)

Evz..

@anotherc137rick @tacticalsmth

*As he walks into the portal, he immediately drops Z's body and stares into Rick's soul, the extra arms cauterizing and stitching up the wound. After they have finished, the arms press onto Z's chest, sending an electric shock throughout his body. After a second shock, Z coughs and sits up, terrified.*

He does still need to be cleaned up, but I refuse to do that for him. Stand up, Z.

*He turns to look at Z, who is trembling and backing up.*

Get. The. Fuck. Up.

*Z obeys, standing up. He wobbles a little bit before balancing.*

Send me one and I’ll respond to each!

☕: How do you take your coffee? 🎂: I feel happy when I see you in my notifications. 🍰: You’re sweet and I like you! 🍜: I wish I could be a person who makes you happy. 🍌: Seeing you makes me feel optimistic. 🌠: What gives you hope for the future? 🌨: What do you like to do on rainy days? 🌈: Are you open to making new friends? 🎀: You’re a gift to this world. 🎃: I want to play and tell jokes with you. 🔭: What holds your attention lately? 🏹: I wish I could know you personally. 🎳: We share a lot of interests and opinions. 🎲: We don’t have much in common but I like how you express yourself. 🐣: You’re an angel. 🐢: Your presence is relaxing. 💤: I have a platonic crush on you. 💌: I have a romantic crush on you.

Well, is this a more casual date or more fancy?

You excited to go on your seconded date?

By the way, if you ever need me to help you plan anything, let me know! Or just, need help in general!

"I-I need help picking a outfit."

"Yes I-Im excited!"

((Artist/Writer here again! I think I'm going to work on a more NSFW fic for Val, or, I'm going to do some headcanons/NSFW ABC's for Val specifically! So, basically, expect another story/headcanons for Val here soon!!)

"I-Im naming M-My iguana jona."

Awww!

I love that name! Rick's getting the tank set up right now!

Rick.. p-please.. don't..

(They shakily place a hand on Evil Z's cheek, laying their forehead on his.)

You.. are c-close enough to my Z. I don't care w-what you do to me.

I'll love you either way.

@anotherc137rick @rickz6725

*turns around, slow clapping*

well, well, well..

You both found me! Congratulations! I'm surprised you even defeated my babies... I'll miss them. But it's whatever.

NOW GET YOUR ASSES FUCKING READY!!

*His extra arms aim at Z and Rick, the hands rotating like they are firing up. Val is sitting in the corner of the room, bleeding and out of it.*

Oh I did!

He said it apparently lived in a more desert-like biome, so he's out getting some stuff from it's universe for his tank! Have you named it yet?

Hey, Morty..

I'll make sure to hide you well in my dimension, alright? I'll keep you safe.

"I-I appreciate it mumsies I really d-dont want certain people f-finding Me."

Reblog if your ask box is always open for chatter.

🕯️

(Ask 🕯️ for Val’s inner thoughts about your character)

Ah, a Jessica!

I know Morty really likes her, she seems like a nice girl! I wonder how she does at school though.. Eh, she looks pretty smart too!

Love her hair, a beautiful color of orange!