Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?
What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.
within the day this gets reblogged by vex and corsair with their infinite followers and my phone turns into a high frequency blade with the notifs
this is what i get for being funny i guess
lancer has done things to me
i used christ-the-buddha as an expletive in front of my parents. i'm finished.
Dizzy but that one SpongeBob image
fun fact: your Eureka: Investigative Urban Fantasy investigator can be forklift certified!
mark your calendars for this historic event
hey so uhh. I honestly don’t know what to open this post with but I do, unironically, recommend eureka! investigative urban fantasy to everyone, I’ve read thru the rule book, I’m in both servers and I must say. It’s worth it. It’s worth paying for. Everyone in the servers are lovely, I’ve made new friends (well I’d count them as friends anyway), and you can play ttrpgs (including eureka!) with said people! look. I can’t force you to buy eureka! or silk & dagger, but if you want to give your money to a small indie ttrpg who’s creators deserve the money (more than multibillion corporations)! Id seriously recommend it. I’m not super well-versed in ttrpgs, but eureka! is easy enough for me to understand while still allowing for complex characters and the like! Another fun thing is a bunch of new modules will be coming out for eureka! soon as well.
So please, if you’re considering supporting. Do it
plus, if you join the book club, I’ll always be down to chat :]
UPDATE: The girls are NOT fighting. But they're also not having sex. In fact I'm not sure what they're doing but it seems to involve a blowtorch.
Markiplier in his deathbed, his last words are just "goodbye everybody my name was markiplier" and then instantly flatlines. cannot be resuscitated