Tacticalpizzaoven - They Call Me Appliance Miser

as a heavy gunner i share many similarities with a god:

occupy a shrine (artillery battery)

given offerings (rations and ammunition)

prayed to (recieving orders via phone)

smites enemies (self-explanatory)

so i think i deserve a miko and increased alcohol rations

im pretty sure there are sapper tunnels under my walls

maid you look

some people just have no true appreciation for terrible women. oh she killed and ate people? well maybe she was hungry. "I cant defend her anymore-" well then fucking stand aside so i can talk to my client

Anyone else feel like their mutuals are way out of their league? Like they follow you back and you’re just like

when the fit is straight up peculiar

A Dark Souls-like game where the lore for a weapon gets less vague the more you upgrade it. Broken Blade: A brittle sword. You can’t seem to let it go. Unpolished Blade: A cherished weapon from ages past. Polished Blade: You remember something. Bride’s Blade: Your wife’s sword.

y’all really recommend books like: title, there are gay characters, enemies to lovers, young adult, written by poc

not once do i ever see a summary

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

Lots of pop culture fiction about the Middle Ages likes to tackle the concept of witch trials (even though that didn't even become a thing until the mid-1400s and didn't hit the stride we think of it with today until the 1600s) in one of three ways:

"actually they were really witches with magic powers! (Bad)"

"actually they were really witches with magic powers! (Good)"

"they weren't witches at all they were smart women of science more sophisticated and advanced than those STUPID inbred people could comprehend so they killed them because they thought that medicine was evil"

no they were just weird people. How do you treat weird people?