In Light Of The Recent Incident Public Opinion Has Returned To Standard

evil year

is this an okay place to admit i've never seen Night At The Museum

yeah no i will never stop beefing with you

sorry to your wife though she ain't deserve that

making a callout post on tumblr dot com, tpoven is a bitchass motherfucker. he pissed on my wife, etc.

i will NOT shut up about the silly. however,

i will look at you like this.

@tacticalpizzaoven

uhhhhh..... well......... uhhhhhhhhh.....

okay don't judge me but

i'm not just dead. i'm like, NEGATIVE alive

i'm either blown up, torn apart, shot, gassed, crushed, evaporated, or a multitude of other fucked up and evil ways to die of death.

i'm fucked. i'm so unbelievably fucked.

Markiplier in his deathbed, his last words are just "goodbye everybody my name was markiplier" and then instantly flatlines. cannot be resuscitated

ON FEBRUARY 22ND, 2026, HE WILL BE FORCED TO EAT CEMENT

mark your calendars for this historic event

the crime the criminal

no sales for 5 days..

i've begun doing this fun thing called "j-jonah-jamesonmaxxing" where whenever i see someone instalock spider man i begin yelling how they're a menace and they should be hung by jumper cables