Don't Get Grabbed.

oh boy here i go killing again

thing i noticed

so the ips-n blackbeard has that bulky torso and those evil shoulder vents

you know the ones.

so basically, what i noticed is that, despite being the mech with The Big Greatsword, as far as i can tell the blackbeard completely lacks the range of motion required to perform complex swordfighting maneuvers (especially ones with a heavy blade such as the nanocarbon sword (although i'm not John Swordfighting so don't quote me on that))

so it's probably less used like a sword and more like a sharp tire iron or perhaps a lawnmower blade that you gave a wildly-swinging maniac. which. i mean it, is the blackbeard.

im pretty sure there are sapper tunnels under my walls

with the way Elon Musk keeps cutting the US's global south death squad money, i have to imagine that the water cooler talk in the CIA office the last few weeks has been exclusively plotting his assassination

Weed gummy should cost 50¢ and be sold out of vending machines and at corner stores

redesigned my son angel

they made a second one?

is this an okay place to admit i've never seen Night At The Museum

WHOA!!!!! i love my friends' ocs

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