I Sit At My Office Job 8 Hours A Day, Five Days A Week, And Think Maybe I Should Become A Hitman Instead.

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

download the lcp for @shadow-of-gehenna to receive a normal samurai

lake of fire is like. arguably worse. aren't you vulnerable to fire damage anyways?

nerry

Chursmas

a wonderful gift for me!

i give you...

A BOMB! start running.

yeah that's

that's pretty much it

been getting into lancer lately

is this the genghis experience

Thinking more about Mech dysphoria today.

Stepping out of your cockpit and stumbling because you don't have the right number of legs.

Blinking your eyes out of sync because you don't have the right number anymore, don't have access to on board cameras the way you're supposed to.

Struggling to grab and pick things up because you have the wrong number of fingers.

Failing to recognize your face in the mirror without layers of armor plating over it.

Feeling like a brain pulled from its body and forced to function independently.

You thought about up-teching at all? A whole bunch of your loadout seems like just big pieces of metal of variable thickness and sharpness.

I USE WHAT HOLDS UP WELL UNDER HOURS OF SUSTAINED IMPACT AND FUCK TONS OF FIELD CONTAMINATION. HIGH TECH TENDS TO DO NEITHER

NOTABLE EXCEPTION: SINGLE USE ABLATIVES

INPACT LANCES? BRING TWENTY, THEY'RE BUILT TO BREAK AND THE HOLES THEY MAKE GLOW REAL PRETTY

Finding that friend you can go "our sickos should fuck or kill each other" with in a ttrpg is more important then any government official

Watching people who have dogshitass interpretations of Lancer Lore talk about it so loudly and so publically that now people who haven't read Lancer think the lore is bad because they've only read those takes.