Um Toga, What Are You Doing To Otohiko? 😰

Tbh whenever I think of Mida x Toga, I just feel disgusted and even concerned (especially for Toga). Not only is it because of the teacher-student power imbalance and their age gap, but also because I doubt they would actually love each other.

Toga might probably think that Mida will help him on finding his future, while finding her hot. And Mida will probably care about Toga's "height" (let's just call it that) and appearance.

So I honestly feel like both Mida and Toga are putting themselves in a loveless and problematic relationship :/

I firmly believe Hazu and Toga are related

They have the same skin tone, Hazu’s hair is just barely lighter than Toga’s and even his eyes look like they are kinda just a washed out shade of Toga’s shade of green eyes:

I firmly believe this and you can’t change my mind.

:3c

ARE THEY JOKING?!?!?

One of my friends sent me this...and...

Emh...

Well maybe?

I will get canceled for this.

Umeji x Toga headcanons? (I know it's really rare. I just like the ship)

Sorry for getting to this one so late, i usually do hcs first but I didn’t realize they were just headcanons.

The other delinquents were surprised when they found out that Umeji was in a relationship with Toga. They teased him about it.

Toga ends up getting Umeji into reading more books and discovering more genres that he likes.

Toga loves PDA, Umeji doesn’t enjoy it as much, but he deals with it to make Toga happy

Umeji and Toga are an extremely calm couple. They usually just enjoy each others silence sometimes

Umeji makes Toga’s lunch for him even though Toga insists he can make it himself

I couldn’t think of many, sorry

disney meme     ⭐   1/4 princes

Small post I thought would be fitting to some peeps

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

Toga is an icon and that's a fact.

Why Toga can’t stay in a club

Cooking club

Amai: I made a cake!

Saki: I made chocolate-covered strawberries!

Toga: I made cookies in the microwave. They’re burnt and seem to be pulsating with a bright green light.

Sports club

Asu: Alright gang, let’s go running!

Toga: Would this be a bad time to mention that I have asthma?

Itachi: YOU FUCKING WHAT????

Occult club

Toga: …But in Latin, “ego” means “I” and “sum” means “I am”. However, if you say “ego sum” it doesn’t mean “I I am” it’s just another way of saying “I am”. Both “sum” and “ego sum” are grammatically correct in almost any context. What’s up with that?

Oka, crying: Please… Please for the love of God just stop talking…

Gaming club

Toga: Minecraft is a pretty boring game tbh. There’s no real plot and everything there is to do gets really boring after a while.

Gema: Get the fuck out.

Drama Club

Ritsu: *reads off a long monologue from the script*

Toga: (shit, I totally don’t remember my lines, and this script is way too hard to follow. I better try to improvise)

Toga, the moment Ritsu stops talking: HONESTLY SAME L M A O

Sewing club

Hazu: You know this isn’t… actually a club… right?

Toga: That’s probably good because I can’t find any pin cushions so I’ve been Nancy Elsner-ing my arm for the last half hour and I don’t think my body was built for this.

Toga: *passes out*

Science club

Toga: So if that thingy on your eye can connect to the internet and function like a computer, would that make it an eye-pad?

Kaga: HAHAHA FUCK YOU

Art club

Toga: So how did I do?

Toga: *has painted a poorly drawn dragon with muscular human arms and two tongues, breathing lightning bolts*

Geiju: It’s horrendous. Goodbye.

Gardening club

Toga: Wait, aren’t you supposed to dig 6 feet before burying anything?

Everyone: *is slightly terrified*

Music club

Myuji: What kind of music do you like?

Toga: *Plays brutal death metal song on radio*

Myuji: T H A T S J U S T G R E A T

Photography club

Toga: I expected nothing and yet I’m still disappointed. Goodbye.

Martial arts club

Toga: …And that’s the story of how I got my ass handed to me 8 times in a row bye the same person. I have many physical and emotional scars and I am never going back there again.

Student council

Toga: *breaths*

Megami: No.

Repost because someone pointed out this joke and I realized I forgot to actually make it