Two Bros Chillin In A Hot Tub, Five Feet Apart Cause They’re Practicing Social Distancing

oh to be a little dog sprinting at top speeds around the house with reckless abandon to release all the stress pent up from your extremely harrowing bathtime

edging? more like filibusting a nut

Oh to be a repressed late-victorian man and have your Companion tm call you by your first name,

stripping to gregorian chants

victor i got a sunburn while i was outside. will you use your medical expertise to fix it please

Alone Vera

look im not saying that kissing bucky would have restored all his memories im just saying steve could have at least tried 

Begone from me, wretch! For I simply wish to vibe and nothing else!

PRANKING my friends with LOVE AND SUPPORT

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd