God I Hate Being Alive I Just Wanna Die In A National Park Under Mysterious Circumstances 

this is the sweetest thing and I have melted

A dumb and very current meme

chucking my phone across the room gives me a rush of dopamine

Guys I really love this kid

Carmen out there stealing kisses from Argent

victor i got a sunburn while i was outside. will you use your medical expertise to fix it please

Alone Vera

take it easy dude but take it is the stuff of philosophers

*tries to romantically light a candle but sets the tablecloth on fire*

Drop them like a cold potato

Just . . . . . . . . . .

plonk.

i hate making tea cuz i feel bad for throwing out the teabag. i’m always like i should eat this