Being Killed In An Accident Would Be Like Winning The Lottery

are you five nights at fucking kidding me

who up mourning the younger, more naive but also hopeful version of themselves

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Can you believe I'm having to make this meme even after successfully finishing up taxes and applying to job

One thing that helped me in life is like realizing that everybody else gets away with being ugly. Everybody else gets away with confronting people. Everybody else gets away with accidentally bothering people. Don’t worry about anything ever lol

Magical girl transformation where I look exactly the same by the end except my posture and speech are different and I have to be reminded of several details on the conversation we just had

Who up stuck in they denial spiral (posting this instead of completely deleting everything I have)

It's time for the next pope to be a gay autistic trans woman who does not believe in god. Share if you want a DEMON in the vatican. The hat will look funny on me