Synfulrants - Patron Saint Of Roses

they need to make an app for the mentally ill …

My brain works like this

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

it is what it is *proceeds to puke from anxiety*

to this day possibly one of my best ideas. someone get me a pitch meeting with the hallmark channel

"i'm gay" "i'm straight" ok? well i am drowning, there is no sign of land. you are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand and i hope you die, i hope we both die