I Love Pretending To Be Normal In Social Settings Bc It’s Like How Long Will It Take Until They Find

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Who up stuck in they denial spiral (posting this instead of completely deleting everything I have)

"waow i really wanna be this persons friend.." continues to not talk to them but likes every single one of their tumblr posts i come along

HI MY NAM IS EBONY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY ADN TDAY IM STEBBIN JUILIUS CEEZER FOR BEIN A PREP, WESH ME LUCK EMOS!!!!

cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody

You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

i think you can be 40 and have a coming of age narrative