David Lynch's Weather Report 3/6/21, 4/10/21, 2/20/22... Among Others! It Was A Very Recurring Sentiment.

house of leaves?? mf i cant leaves this house

Why are there sleeping positions and levels of comfort that are only discoverable in the morning hours when you're supposed to get up?

Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(

the fundamental problem on this website is that if a homeless person tried to talk to most of y’all you’d be scared out of your minds

crown jewel/stained glass jello cakes are like beautiful angels to me. it's fruity and delicious. it's retro kitsch. it's an edible example of midcentury minimalist art in every cross section.

i understand the 50s housewife appeal here. if i rolled up to the potluck with a fugly cobbler and my neighbor brought one of these i may have to end my stupid sloppy fruit life.

It's so weird to have had a "friend" I used to talk to for months only to have them absolutely lose their mind on me when I started making other friends...

“what’s your dream job” im so glad you asked. picture this. i am the lone employee of a strange and mysterious tchotchke/bookshop in the middle of nowhere, full of fun and interesting things that i am allowed to take for the low low price of free of charge. i get one, exceedingly interesting, customer per hour. i work no more than twenty hours a week and am salaried 3 million dollars

It's time for the next pope to be a gay autistic trans woman who does not believe in god. Share if you want a DEMON in the vatican. The hat will look funny on me

choosing to allocate spoons to hanging out and having a good time at the cost of perfectly completing all your work is not a failing it is in fact an act of survival. “too sick to work = too sick to play” is in fact ableist bullshit that you don’t have to buy into. and the fact that leisure time is treated like a privilege is a fucking travesty

This is the guy who made the first genetically-engineered babies (a horrific ethics violation that landed him 3 years in prison) and his tweets are so unhinged that I genuinely can't tell if he's trying to be funny or is 100% serious