[Tapas / Patreon]
The taxi driver thinks I’m just a common passenger when in reality I got like 38 likes on my Tumblr post from people I don’t even know.
Bitch, please. Drive me with respect.
The downside to naming your pet something pathetic is the fact that, when something serious happens to it, you are faced with the harsh reality that it is a living, breathing being. So, when your dog, Diarrhea Machine, tragically dies due to 47 consecutive rattlesnake bites, do not expect me to feel great levels of sorrow.
tuff fluff
Debbie just hit the wall, she never had it all
One Prozac a day, husband's a CPA
Her dreams went out the door when she turned twenty-four
Only been with one man, what happened to her plan?
She was gonna be an actress, she was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass on the hood of Whitesnake's car
Her yellow SUV is now the enemy
Looks at her average life…
*looks in mirror*
…SON OF A-!
"Transautistic" You're not autistic.
"Transbpd" You don't have bpd.
"Transocd" You don't have ocd.
"Transadhd" You don't have adhd.
"Transhospitalized" You're not in the hospital.
"Transblind" You aren't blind.
"Transamputee" You aren't an amputee.
For fucks sakes stop roplaying into harmful stereotypes. You make it harder for the people who actually have the issue. Its disgusting.
Ides of March pride flag
Have you guys seen the new Vivinos official Art?!?!? It’s adorable
Mizi’s love: A bust of excitement and joy
Sua’s love: Emotional and Beautiful
Ivan’s love: Scary, possibly something he wants to avoid??
Till’s love: Overwhelming love, which he cannot handle & understand
Hyuna’s love: Shocking and unexpected
Luka’s love: Anxious and confusing
—
LUKA LOOKS ADORABLE HahHshshaha AND TILL😭😭🫶 SUA LOOKS SO CUTE, MIZI LOOKS SO PRETTY. HYUNA IS EATING SO HARD AND IVAN AVOIDING EYE CONTACT AHhHh THeSE ARE SO CUtE