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Day 78:

I saw cats

I fuckin love poolverine fanfic because there are 3 very distinct flavors:

1. They fuck

2. They make their own little family

3. Existential crisis

( and the secret 4th option: all of the above)

So, you know how Wolverines take down big prey like Reindeer - prey that is multiple times their size?

Imagine Logan going out one day in autumn or winter, Wade does not think anything of it since it's an everyday occurrence and then Logan comes back with a decapitated reindeer over his shoulder and giving it to Wade.

No comment at all, just a bloody Logan with a dead Reindeer standing in the kitchen expecting Wade to know what to do now.

According to Logan it's 'winter stock' and Wade just has to accept that.

After getting over the confusion, he thinks it's cute that Logan is trying to provide for them, but he also doesn't know what to do with all this meat he has now.

I got a sword

Saving this for future reference

helloo..ya´ll seemed to like my last text post so I am back! with

A comprehensive list of all the cute lil ways Wade addresses HIS Logan (again, in order of appearance)

Peanut

Thirsty little honeybadger (arent´cha)

one anchor being (coming right up)

this sack of nuts

Peanut

you ape

you backstabbing son of a bitch

(I have) the wolverine

your majesty

Big yellow

my friend here

my boy (is WICKED strong)

thats my big boy

Mijo

Angelbaby

(owww) you fuck

(AH!) you dirty bitch

needle dick

Logan

Doctor Wolverine

(OH C´MOOON!) Mr. PG-thirteen except the last one

You insensitive son of a bitch

The BEST wolverine

Peanut

you preening slut

logan...

aaand.... wolverine/logan in general

Log

peanut

Hugh

Logan? LOGAN?!?!

The guy with FORKS for hands?!

This hairy thunder-cunt from down under-cunt

logan!

hairy little rettin?

little guy

comic accurate short king

cute witle wolvie

anchor being

PATCH!

the whole goddman package right there

the cavil-rine

sir (as in no, sir)

THE X-man

Pasta Al forno all' abruzzese

Let the chaos begin

when you're autistic and you learn how to smalltalk it literally feels like you started hacking real life

2024 poolverine: boyfriends, bffs, best bubs, soulmates

2011 poolverine: bffs, best bubs, the only two people that truly understand them

2001 poolverine: oh my god they hit the fucking pentagon

The yellow and white box working together for once and showing Wade this after Logan agrees to staying with him

My class had it's last day together before splitting up tomorrow. We had a really cool party. Even our homeroom teacher brought some alcohol for us (he is a real sweetheart).

I just noticed now but I will miss those a**holes, we always had fun together.

I had so much alcohol today

A cup and a half of cherry liquor,

One small bottle of chardonnay

One small bottle of Rotkäppchen sparkling wine

Half a glass gin

Half a glass vodke

Some Jack daniels

I don't even know how I am typing rn

My limbs feel like thy are not part of my body

That's normal tho