Carpets Lost In Translation

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Day 76:

Oh lawd he comin'

Talked about it elsewhere, but I take your "Wade flirting with Logan and getting him flustered" and raise you, "Logan shamelessly and openly flirted with a taken woman he had known for all of five minutes. Once he realizes and accepts that he likes Wade, he's gonna be SO fucking forward and Wade freezes up because he didn't think he'd actually get this far"

Don't examine the colors on this one too closely, I am not that good yet

Fuuuck

Please God whyyyy

I mean, October 22nd is already a long time to wait, but November 8th??

Anyways:

Yes, I am financially irresponsible enough to buy both.

Great now im thinking about wade smelling a bit too much like blood after a mission and Logan, whos in a playful mood, starts randomly stalking him. Im talking, eyes locked, head down, all fours kind of stalking. Slowly taking a step each time Wade looks away or blinks.

And its one of those scenes where Wade's GENUIENLY terrified. Starts off with him nervously laughing like "Haha- yeah. Funny, peanut... now stop it.... wolvie- Stop it... I said stop it!!" And he squeals and giggles because he loves playing with him but DAMN he's scary!!

Every instinct in wades body is screaming at him to run but he knows if he runs then Logan is gonna lock on and get his ass fr. So he tries to stand there, trying not to shake and tells him stop messing around. "S-stop! Wolvie quit it out! Youre gonna make me piss myself!" He tells him, wanting Logan to give up the bit, the game of hunting that he (one sidedly) decided they were playing.

Wade screaming and running away as fast as his legs will carry him, turning into a huge game of hide and seek in their tattered bloody suits. The people of New York are now used to watching Wade zoom down the street panicking while Logan is BOOKING it behind him like a wild cat, snarling.

He manages to find an abandoned building and tries to hide, silencing his breath and staying extremely still. But he forgot something. Logan can smell him. So, here's Wade, about to shit his pants and not giggle his head off because HOLY SHIT this is fun. And then there's a grown 200 year old man sniffing him out like a blood hound each time until he finally catches him, pouncing on him and sinking his claws and teeth into him, shaking him to the point Wade is screeching.

"Wait wait wAIT LOGAN!! Eeeeeehh!! No!! No, no bting- Ouch! Hey!! Stop that- OW! Aye!! Get your hands off me mist- EEEEHHH!! No!! Peanut I have ZERO nutritional value! Stop it! I'll tell santa!! YEOUCH!! THATS MY ARM YOU ASS HOLE!! Hey!!! Come back with that!"

With giggles, yelling, snarles, growls, and many...MANY blood sounds. Including ripping off his arm and running away with it like a dog stealing your sock.

By the end of the day, Logan is out cold, snoring in Wades lap and getting the best sleep of his life. Wade is also sleeping, sitting up and dreaming as his hand stays on Logan's curly head.

His other arm got hit by a car so now he has to regrow another.

Domesticated Wolverines still needed to hunt and maul once inawhile...

They do this once a month. It's enrichment for them both.

So, you know how Wolverines take down big prey like Reindeer - prey that is multiple times their size?

Imagine Logan going out one day in autumn or winter, Wade does not think anything of it since it's an everyday occurrence and then Logan comes back with a decapitated reindeer over his shoulder and giving it to Wade.

No comment at all, just a bloody Logan with a dead Reindeer standing in the kitchen expecting Wade to know what to do now.

According to Logan it's 'winter stock' and Wade just has to accept that.

After getting over the confusion, he thinks it's cute that Logan is trying to provide for them, but he also doesn't know what to do with all this meat he has now.

Backrooms be like:

Different responses to: "Bite me"

Logan: *scoffing* You wish

Laura: *shows teeth*

Wade: *bites*

Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

There is a possibility that we could be getting a domestic poolverine movie! Who else cheered??

Bird. He looks so insulted that I tapped the windows to get his attention