i swear to god this happened in a movie i just watched
What if you were a METH ADDICT, who came from an ABUSIVE HOUSEHOLD, and then you decided that you wanted to TRY AND BE GOOD (OR/AND FIND NEW DRUGS), so you went to a shady lab in MALAYSIA, and then you kinda DIED, and then you RESUSCITATED with GODLIKE POWERS, and some shady Russian blonde presented you with ADOPTION PAPERS, and saved you from your crushing evil alter ego depression with the POWER OF FRIENDSHIP-
just navigated to the nearest bus stop by myself, feelin good
do you guys ever have that thing where you see someone and it just like. makes your day? i love when that happens im so lucky to have such good friends thank you friends
@corrupttheconscience
WELL FUCK YOU TOO
do you guys ever have that thing where you see someone and it just like. makes your day? i love when that happens im so lucky to have such good friends thank you friends
@corrupttheconscience
never left babyyy
And just like that.. I’m back on my Bucky Barnes bullshit.
many joys
more thunderbolts* tweets
do you think the trend “would you still love me if i was a worm” is banned in the archives since the prentiss incident. like. tim says it as a joke once and jon almost spills his coffee on the carpet with how fast he turns around
I'm pretty sure this is how things happened in ss5
Lesson of the day: do not joke about love with your insecure eyes monster boyfriend
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