“I Have To Believe Our Worst Moments Don’t Make Us Monsters, Jim”

Do you think Odysseus is vast coded?

I personally think he's stranger coded and slaughter/web/buried marked if that makes sense?

you know what? time and tide HAVE roiled me too harshly. diurnal courses HAVE left me with no safe haven. radio preachers, please look for me and find me a little faster.

coffee

watch out martin blackwood, handjobmcgee just requested your location on find my friends. friendzone of a lifetime.

hulks out

ACKCKFKKFKEWJAHAVDUW holidays can be so stressful especially thanksgiving glares

cant wait for christmas tho!!! i suck at gift giving at astronomical levels but im gonna do it anyway

super small and mostly empty stores love me

gift receivers fear me

I'm not sure how to start posting about my original work but ....... what if I told you I have crazy stories to tell about robots . this is just a small glimpse into my twisted mind . this is going on on earth while other devious things are happening up in space regarding the mysterious man who made the mysterious robot army .......

uhhhh ... :3

Yes, I do bring "Hello, my associate." vibes to the function.

ɪ ᴡᴏɴᴛ ꜰᴀɪʟ. ɪ sᴡᴇᴀʀ ɪᴛ

I'm not done with TMA but I love the idea of this dynamic

how it feels to say the weird thing