As A Chicagoan This Is So Funny 😭😭😭

AAAAAAAAAAA I CANT WITH THEM

Pink.

interact with this post if you believe aspec identities are queer

trying to prove a point (not forced!!)

my pfp is billie, her food would DEFINITELY taste good

and i bet billie herself would be the sweetest dessert

I come here to read and repost some cute stuff but you all remind me that I'm a lonely virgin. Everyone is having sex with their girlfriends here

im gonna kms omg i just stepped in a huge wad of gum 😭😭😭 look i get eating lunch on the floor because i do too but at least CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF?

*looks at books* too tired for you *looks at films* too tired for you *looks at art supplies* too tired for you *eyes fall on tumblr* oho ho

me too please ill wait in line behind u

need her to shred me next

HEAVY on one of them being sober omg

just a reminder that while youre drunk you can't give full consent!!

i am sick and tried of yall bitches thinking that high/drunk sex is fucking romantic, it's more then isn't (especially if one of them of sober)

and what if i told you that i did get off thinking bout that? what if i told you i had to start riding my pillow while i write this because i reread the messages

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oh baby you're making me go crazy right now. im so incredibly soaked and im in class. but i bet you like that, yeah? i bet you like to imagine that you're riding me, you're so needy. i love it. keep going baby. i want you to ride that pillow until you cum all over it like the slut you are.

HELP why did i js get several dms/asks that are like weird old men asking me to be their sugar baby at the same time im cryingshskxnko 😭😭😭