Correction: I NEED A GIRLFRIEND.

i love your blog so much

AWWW TYSM I LOVE YOURS MWAH

GOODFUCKINGBYE

Elphaba ignored the buzzing and read all 137 chapters for Galinda. Galinda was so grateful that she was in tears

Inspired by this tweet 😍

Galinda’s 😻 probably has some nerve damage

yes it is!!!

COCK 🐔 AND 🫵🏼 BALL ⚽️ TORTURE 🏹

THE EMOJIS HELO ME

but yes!!!!!!

i want you to ride me when im needy, i wanna ask and beg to touch you while looking at you bounce up and down on my lap, want you to mock me cause im being all pouty, want you to tell me how good it feels while im yearning to touch you, (IM SO HORNY, CAN YOU TELL?)

–🍏xx

oh yeah? you like getting teased, hm? don't worry, i'll tease you any time, whenever you want me to. even in public. you want a brat? you got one. and after you're through with me and i finally let you touch me after you wait patiently like the good girl you are, i'll give you a reward and make you see stars, baby.

good god this was way longer than i thought it would be 😭

ate an apple, would much rather be eating you out, pretty baby

–🍏

oh i would let you eat me out whenever you crave me. but i also love eating apples. esp my apple anon.

THISSS like hello not all autistic people are the same, not all autistic people despise being touched 🤷‍♀️ i fear thats common sense. my love language is physical touch btw 🤭

Shout-out to the autistics who crave hugs. Shout-out to the autistics whose love language is touch.

And shout-out to the autistics who were denied a timely diagnosis because a misinformed professional thought you were "too affectionate" to be autistic.

You aren't any less autistic because of how you show affection. And you aren't nearly as rare as pop culture and outdated research would imply.

WHAT HOW COUPD YOU POST ABIUT BBNO$

bbno$

@swiftsdifferent

OMGOMGOMGOMG gia posted abt bbno$

Summer is a great concept but i hate the fact that im so lonely during it

Executive dysfunction is kinda wild some times what do you mean I have a ziploc bag of pasta in my fridge because washing the one Tupperware I own would have dealt too much psychic damage

(don’t mind the shit grammar I edited this right after waking up)