Dan’s Next Merch Drop Is All Dick Themed And He’s Trying To Get A Read On Whether Or Not We All Like

hi ..

what

Why did Dan cover the nipple with the wine glass??? is it possible he already has a nipple tassel we're not allowed to see??? Is that the same reason he made Phil blur out his own boobies in vpmo2???? The matching tassels??? Possibly engagement tassels???

When was the last time we seen their nipples what if they got engagement nipple rings in Japan is there any way to prove me wrong because I will take this theory and run with it

why so cute <3

Procrastination

phannie struggles

do you ever just look at dan and phil and feel an overwhelming surge of comfort? i’ve never met those men before but the happiness they give me just through a screen is so overwhelmingly comfortable. i could be anxious the whole day but as soon as i hear their voices i’m okay, just for a few minutes. i love them.

you think he still wraps the presents like that

you have. metal illness?

a lil bitt