Happy New Year

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Post mentions lbs

Me: *knows that it’s an abbreviation for pounds*

Me and my last remaining brain cell: Libs

me: *hits a gw/lw*

my ed: :D

me: …

my ed: please no

me: :)

me:

you think he still wraps the presents like that

if you need me i’ll be thinking about this polaroid being taken

phil being sexual without realising is my religion

My brain: Hey, hey, hey!!! So I’ve got this AMAZING new story idea. There are, like, these awesome characters, and I’ve already got their tragic backstories and, like, two scenes plotted out, and I even know that one of them wears a purple shirt on page eighty two. WANNA WRITE IT?

Me, pulling out my laptop: Yeah, yeah! Do you have anything else? What are their names? What’s the conflict? And the plot??

My brain:

You will never regret getting skinny, but you will regret eating. The choice is yours.

Ana

Sam: I have an urge to do something stupid

Grizz: I’m stupid do me

Allie:

Becca:

Luke:

Helena:

Gordie:

Jason:

Clark:

Literally everyone else:

Grizz: did I say that out loud

happy birthday to me 🎈