Phil’s Really Out There Building A Home With A Fan

dan and phil and cats =^•.•^=

@danielhowell @amazingphil

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

my child: m-m-m…

me: omg he’s gonna say mommy

my child: mmm

my child: memeulous is under 5’8

piano, ft. phil’s ass

Sam: I have an urge to do something stupid

Grizz: I’m stupid do me

Allie:

Becca:

Luke:

Helena:

Gordie:

Jason:

Clark:

Literally everyone else:

Grizz: did I say that out loud

susie/16/uk

Dan. I’m in love with my best friend. We’ve known each other for two years and like all the same bands and tv shows and we always hang out together and he always awkwardly smiles at me but I’m too shy to-

sounds immensely wrong out of context <.<

Stereo #4: Phil said Dan's name!! TWICE!!! I can't even....

Stereo #5: Dan and Phil and squeezing penises, Dan and Phil and forever home, Dan and Phil and dog, Dan and Phil and BDSM.....

phil being sexual without realising is my religion

happy birthday to me 🎈

to be continued . . .