Me: Alright, I Managed To Get The Paperwork Stuff Done. Still Plenty Enough Time Today To Do Some Other

Good morning tumblr where is my silly little prank

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

my impeccable memory, an artistic rendition

just wanna let you guys know whats been going on on twitter

He's just a shy lil guy

and on April 13th, 2006, niel banged out the tunes, and it was good

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1994) dir. Henry Selick

it fucking sucks being a disabled person who can't work and having to see these fuckass posts where someone's like "ahaha jobless people have no life and that's why everyone shitty online has No Job" and everyone and their mother reblogs it joyfully onto my dash for me to see. yes unemployed and unemployable people are truly without exception dogshit people with no hobbies and no redeeming qualities. you're so right. anyway if you'll excuse me i have to start my shift at the I'll Never Be Employed Because Of Permanent Disability And I Love Knowing How You Really See Me store

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

Opening Tumblr on March 15th