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un-snorp syndrome

the year is 2XXX, a family sits eating dinner. the son quietly eats his food, much to his mother’s dismay. “son. you’re not snorping your beans like you used too,” she says, frowning. the boy sighs, setting his fork down in defeat. “yes mother, i know. i just haven’t been feeling… snorpy lately.” the whole family gasps, staring at the un-snorpy boy in horror. a baby is heard crying in the distance. sirens begin to go off, echoing down the neighborhood. the front door is suddenly whipped open, the FBI pouring in like a flood. the boy cries, for he knows what has been done. he is taken away to snorp camp. and never seen again.

It's 3am and i'm laughing so hard.

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What if Site 19 is actually Area 51? And Dr. Bright started the raid just to fuck with everyone.

I always imagined it being in the middle of nowhere in the desert or something, because it would be pretty difficult to hide some big ass facility.

So altogether it would (kinda) make sense

Pistooool

“Istanbul (Not Constantinople)” with every second beat removed

Finding your old YouTube comments is better than any time capsule.

Change my mind

Bone spaghetti.

Sans?

Neat

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

I have this saved on my phone and i have no idea why.

Imagine an AU where everything is the same but O5-6 wears this hat