He's Just Very Fun To Put In A Situation

The one thing I'm always getting scolded for...

Me: *Touches an object in shop to feel texture* c: mm yes nice *touches an object, touches an object, touches an objec--*

Mum: Stop....

Me: ..... *quietly touches an object*

Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign

Oh, you should be

pretty fucked-up that this is what inspired the gamedevs to make among us

if u speak smth other than english rb and tag whether ur languages words for orange the fruit and orange the color are the same

Finally one that had my hair colour and texture! Not my exact shape of glasses, but that's pretty close :D

show me your beautiful self this tuesday night 🤍

May i pet him now?

copyrighting neon dream as we speak