Sometime during Infinity War…
Thanos: RRRAGH! *grabs Spider-Man and smashes him into the ground*
MJ: *watching the whole thing on TV* OH NO HE DIDN’T!!! *rushes out*
Five minutes later…
MJ: *holding onto her smol little Peter like a teddy bear as she LITERALLY roasts pieces of Thanos on a campfire*
Tony: *to reporters* It’s ridiculous. I mean, we got every guy we could afford and got our ass kicked, and then this random girl suddenly comes outta nowhere and rips him apart. Like, she actually ripped off the arm with the Infinity Gauntlet and beat his skull in with it. I’m seriously thinking of hiring her as an Avenger.
i don't get why everyone is hating on ben :( he did nothing wrong
Ah yes
you’re right
He did absolutely
Nothing wrong
to anyone. He and Rey are such good
soulmates. He is such a good, mature, normal
well behaved person who deserves the world :)
me, on the streets of queens at 4 in the fucking morning: SPIDER MAN IF YOU’RE HEARING THIS I LOVE YOU
Constantine (2005) dir. Francis Lawrence
I’m not obsessed with him or anything. I’m just very observant.
ahhh, nothing like another night alone in my bed crying because of a fictional gay couple.
i’m still baffled by the producers’ decision to hire an actress who is white, pro-trump, anti gun control, AND CAN’T EVEN SPEAK SPANISH to play the character of Olivia: a Spanish-speaking Latina whose parents were deported and is the victim of gun violence. My mind really just cannot process this.
That’d be lit af fam
Characters: Natasha Romanoff X Daughter!Reader
Universe:Marvel, Avengers
Warnings: None
- She kept you away from her work for a long time.
- You only figured out she was Black Widow when you answered the door to Captain America.
- “Mom who did you kill?” “No one, why?” “Captain America’s at the door.” “Nat since when did you have a kid?” “Shut it Freedom.” “Y/N, be nice.”
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Peter, filling out a crossword puzzle: Hey dad, what's a three-letter "yes word"?
Erik: Aye.
Peter: How about a four-letter word "to have strong feelings for"?
Erik: Love.
Peter: Aaaand the non-nickname version of Charlie?
Erik: Charles.
Peter: Excellent, just wanted to check that, thanks Dad!
Erik: Hang on for just a second there!
Lmao
Reporter: Myth, you just managed to win Gryffindor the house cup and earn the most points than any other student this year. What will you do next?
Me, leaning into the mic: Buy a new hairstyle