Luke Skywalker casually brushing dirt off of his holographic shoulder after being bombarded by his over-dramatic nephew is easily the most iconic film moment of 2017.
MJ (walks into room): Sorry I'm late, I was.. doing stuff
Peter (enters the room, noticeably disheveled): SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
MJ: *ranting about how prom is a symbol of our backwards society and that it needs to be abolished for all sorts of reasons*
Pete: Hey MJ, you wanna go to prom with me?
MJ: *stops rant* Wait...seriously? This isn't a prank?
Pete: Uh...I mean, Liz moved away, Cindy's going with Ned, and every other girl I asked has been taken. So...why not?
MJ: Wow...so pretty much, you just confessed that you weren't listening to me for the last five minutes.
Pete: You just have to say no-
MJ: -fine, I'll go with you to the stupid prom. My views on this backwards, insipid event is still the same but you asked nicely.
Pete: ...
*CUT TO THE END OF THE MOVIE, Pete, Ned, and Cindy Moon are picking up MJ at her place*
Ned: How much you wanna bet she didn't dress up? I mean, this is MJ we're talking about.
Pete: I'm surprised she even agreed to go with me...to ...prom...holy shitake mushrooms-
MJ: *walks down the stairs in a fabulous red dress, in honor of the original Mary Jane's red hair. Zendaya's modeling experience is in full-display in this scene*
Peter, Ned, Cindy: *staring in complete disbelief*
MJ: *to Peter* What? You really thought I was going to go to prom in baggy jeans and a band shirt?
Peter: Uh...um...wow, you look...you look...wow. Just wow!
MJ: Wow indeed. Face it tiger, you just hit the jackpot.
*Movie ends there*
a wip of what i got so far for sdcc . Just need to polish these guys
X-men 1992
Tried to rock the Michelle's hairstyle but it didn't come out as I expected lol, I actually loved it tho!! 💖 Also update on the "my bestfriend's actually Peter Parker" saga: when he first saw me like this he immediately knew it was my natural hair and he got all like "you are so beautiful, damn" but then realized what he said and started blushing REALLY FUCKING HARD OKAY... And then he took pics of me all night without me seeing it again lmao
Recreated from the event that Ryan kissed Andrew, along with their confused parents~
Anw Happy Lunar New Year~~~ I’m back from a long holiday~~~
Yep.
MJ: Frozen is the Taylor Swift of Disney
MJ: It’s super white and super overhyped
Peter: my god I love you
MJ: *would blush* Peter, please
Tagging: @aqhrodites @suplosers @here-be-spideychelle @peterjonesparker @daisypeterparker
I LOVE this
Author’s Note: I really love these headcannon lists so I decided to try them out, hope you enjoy <3
Warning(s): swearing and Deadpool tbh
Being Tony Stark’s Daughter and Dating Peter Parker would include:
• LMAO LORDY HERE WE GO
•meeting him by chance at Starbucks. -they’d call out ‘Stark’ to come pick up your drink and Peter would freak out.
•he’d try and talk to you about the ‘stark internship’ and you’d be like 'tf are you?’ -“Hi I’m P-Parker Pete, I mean Peter Parker” -“okay do you want like an autograph or something???”
•he’d be like stumbling over his words and you’d think he was cute so you’d sign his arm with your number and he’d freak out. •he wouldn’t know whether or not to call you or how to talk to you so he just wouldn’t. -Ned yelling at him bc Peter is stupid. •and you’d be upset that this Parker Pete dude didn’t call you back and Tony would try to cheer you up. •you’d be a huge Spider-Man fan •like high-key Spidey fan •and for some reason Tony forgot to tell you that he knew Spiderman. •so you’d flip shit when Tony would come into the compound with an unmasked Spiderman. -“you?? Know?? SPIDEY?? And you??? Didn’t??? Tell me???” -“(Y/N) please, I’m old and highly susceptible to heart attacks” •then you’d flip shit on Peter for not calling you. -“and you Parker Pete! You didn’t call me??” •completely ignoring the fact that Peter is spiderman. •dropping by during training sessions. •distracting Peter. •getting sent out bc you’re too distracting. •convincing Tony to let you go public school so you can 'monitor’ Peter’s progress. •Peter showing off your friendship to everyone. •picking up Ned and Peter in one of Tony’s flashy cars just to prove Flash wrong. •sticking up for Peter 99.9% of the time. •Peter being grateful for having you as a friend. •friend :’) •you end up crushing on Peter haaaard -it being painfully obvious to everyone but Peter -Ned teasing you for it until the end of time. •he asks you out at one of Liz’s parties during 7 minutes of heaven. -“so- *kiss*-I was thinking- *kiss*-maybe later we could- *kiss*” -“yes Peter I’ll go out with you” •keeping it a secret from Tony bc he thinks dating will interfere with Peter being Spiderman. •dating for like a year behind Tony’s back. •the avengers finding out bc Wanda accidentally reads your thoughts one day :) -“you made out with Peter?” -“WHo toLd yOu ThAt?” •overprotective mother!Steve Rogers. •dates swinging above the New York skyline. •cute nicknames •angel •baby •dARLInG •Peter sneaking into your room when he gets hurt. •making up crazy excuses when Tony almost barges into your room. -“IM ON MY PERIOD! BLOOD! BLOOD EVERYWHERE!” -“I’m too old for this” •Tony inviting Peter to team dinners. -holding hands under the table. -blowing kisses when Tony isn’t looking. •makeout sessions on the roofs of sky scrapers. •attempting to do the Spider-Man kiss. -“Peter I think we’re doing this wrong” -“No I got this” *web snaps* “AHhH” •“Y/N NO” “Y/N YES” •Ned being disturbed by your PDA. •kisses by the lockers. •flash flirting with you •jealous!Peter •he’d like clench his jaw and glare and you’d find that really hot tbh. •but then flash would say some dumb shit like “how’d penis Parker get a hot babe like you?” •you almost breaking Flash’s arm •Peter cheering you on.
•Slapping Peter’s ass at school when no ones looking
•Peter blushing all the time bc it happens on a daily basis
•Getting angry at your dad when he takes away Peter’s suit. -“Y/N talk to me” -“Not until you give Peter back his suit” -“he doesn’t deserve it” -“he deserves everything in the world and so much more than you. He tried to help you, but you didn’t listen!” •Tony being hurt bc you’ve never fought with him before. •him wondering why you’re defending Peter. •it finally clicking that you’re dating Peter. •Tony being mad at you for keeping it a secret. •Peter not wanting to come between you and your dad’s close relationship •coming to Peter’s defence when Tony tries to 'kill’ him. -“dad no! I love him” -“you love me?”
-“ew this is so sweet I can feel the diabetes already”
•PDA around the avengers tower after that -“The 'making out’ is disturbing me”
-“Same, Thor, same”
•cuddles -“you’re really soft” -*you booping peters nose* “yeah well you’re really cute” •dad jokes.
-“Peter! Peter! What time did the man go to the dentist?!’’
-”(Y/N) go away"
-“Tooth hurt-y! get it?” •study dates -turning into makeout sessions -resulting in you guys being supervised by vision •you trying on the suit -almost suffocating -accidentally swinging out into the streets of New York -you going to hospital -lectures from Tony. •getting the talk from Wade -crying afterwards bc Wade is weird. -Tony trying to kill Wade •“PETER NO” “PETER YES” •passing notes in class •staring at each other in class •detentions together -resulting in you making out in the back. -resulting in you guys getting kicked out of detention -never getting detention from other teachers bc they are disturbed by teen romance •girl talks with Michelle and Liz -Ned and Peter trying to spy on you guys -Ned and Peter treating it like a secret mission and having code names. -“Nedstar 101, I have visual on the birds” -“copy that Peterpiper” -“you know we can see you guys right” -“abort mission! abort mission! We’ve been compromised!” •getting mad when Peter doesn’t ask you to homecoming. -him being really confused bc he thought he didn’t have to ask since you guys were dating. •Peter getting the silent treatment. -“BaBbBeeee” -“PlEASe talk to mEee” •Asking Ned for help -failing miserably and making you even more mad. •going to Tony for help -also failing miserably. -“she’s your daughter??? How did this go so wrong???” -“I don’t know!? I’m a failure!?” •Peter sitting outside your bedroom door for like 2 hours. -forgiving him when you come home to find him sleeping there. •tickle fights -Peter accidentally kicking you in the face. -going to the hospital again. -getting lectures from Tony and Steve. •cooking with Aunt May •May loves you •girl talks with May -Peter trying to spy on these. •going to Thai restaurants with May and Peter -sometimes Tony would come -things would get weird -Thai food puns •May and Peter coming to spend family holidays with you and the avengers. -Tony being weird with Aunt May -reJectIoOoN •forehead kisses •Peter bringing you lunch bc you always forget to eat. •Peter crying over the titanic -“Pete are you crying?” -“No this is liquid pride” •Movie nights with the Avengers -Tony and Peter crying and laughing over the same scenes -you and the avengers being weirded out. •Peter braiding your hair •Playing with Peter’s hair -it helps him fall asleep or calm down from stress. •falling asleep on one another -the avengers taking photos of you guys -someone knocking something over effectively waking you up. -proceed to you screaming at the avengers for like 5 minutes. •naps together •you being the big spoon -Peter never admiting that to anyone. -you telling everyone. •late night calls -effectively running up Tony’s phone bill. -“Y/N WHY IS YOUR CELL PHONE BILL OVER ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!?!” -“I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS A PROBLEM I MEAN WE’RE BILLIONAIRES” •Tony showing off you and Peter’s relationship -cos he’s a proud dad -uncle!Tony loves his spiderling. •You making Peter the happiest he’s ever been and vice Versa. •“I love you” “Meh you’re alright Pete”
honestly?? peter is dumb as hell. like hes gonna fall absolutely in love w michelle at some point and have no idea his feelings arent platonic like hes jst gonna think he rly loves being her friend and spending time w her and making her playlists tht she pretends to hate and then shes gonna be home sick or smthng instead of at school and hes gonna spend the entire day worried abt her and decide to go bring her soup or some shit but realize he has no idea where michelle lives and do some creeping to find out and get to michelles apartment and both her parents are at work so she answers in her sweats looking disgruntled n sniffling bc she cant breathe through both nostrils and she goes “did you stalk me?” and peter cant even say no and now he feels rly dumb holding soup outside her apartment door and hes quiet for a solid minute and michelle jst stares at him while sniffling until finally she laughs bc hes so dumb and she lets him and they watch movies or some shit while peter takes care of her even though rly she jst has a cold and shes totally fine and after an hour or two, right before her parents get home from work, the sun kind of jst hits her and peter stares at her and it kind of jst clicks into place in his head that michelle is probably the prettiest girl in the world and he wld rly like to stay like this forever
Peter: I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
Wade: I came out to attack people and I’m honestly having such a good time right now.
FINN?
naked???
leaking?????