Adhd Is Extra Crazy When Life Gets In The Way Of Your Little Fixations. I’m About To Crash The Fuck

make a comic

who up zesting they lemon rn

masks and helmets that hides someone's face in such a way that they become the face themselves my beloved

these are all creatures to me

adhd chain of tasks took me from a simple 10:00 pm shower before bed into an hour and a half of scrubbing my bathroom floor to ceiling, dripping wet and stark naked aside from a pair of freshly washed crocs

and this all happened bc the only way i can make myself clean the tub is to shower with dish soap and a scrubby sponge in the tub so i can do it while wet

every time i remember this video exists im not even exaggerating when i say i wheeze until i cant breathe its the fuckijgn funniest thing in thw world to me it gives me a migraine every time i watch it

but i am an american so i must kill. im order to survive. if i don't kill them i will die. i don't think surviving is wrong. do you think im wrong for surviving? they deserved to die too. so i could live. did you know how difficult it was to kill? if anything i am the victim. the person i killed is gone but i have to carry these scars for my whole life. my life is a blessing on the earth don't you know why aren't you celebrating it? you must be a terrible person. i just thought about killing you.

medieval peasant: I see... so, it is the case that there are many paintings within this magical book? it is not so strange after all.

me, trying to show him tumblr to scare him: I was kind of hoping this would be a bit more confusing to you

peasant, suddenly pointing at the screen: hark! cynocephali

Look, if you're having a bad day, here's a 6,000 year old pig-shaped pottery pot.

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Under the "has cleared its orbital neighborhood" and "fuses hydrogen into helium" definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.