You Are In A Café With Me, What Tea Do You Order?

I love this. I need this in a fanfic YESTERDAY. If the og writer of this post @rosesradio is reading this, if you have an ao3 or wattpad please bless me with a link to your account and tell me if you wrote this prompt or not yet, its fabules!!

The children of Poseidon are fertile, really fertile. Especially during certain lunar periods. Jason has to cope alone when the moon is especially full, almost blue or gold, and Percy curses his father. Even a condom or pills won't help.

okayy, i love this 👀 (honestly surpirsed i haven't actually written mpreg or a/b/o type things, though it's on my Vaguely in the Future List)

i could see this coinciding with jason in a curious way. even though he's not technically part wolf, it's kind of a given he'd have wolf-like behaviors. i'd be curious if these same moon cycles inspire a heat within him (or would it be a rutt? for as much abo as i've read sometimes i get the terms confused). it would be the worst coincidence if the time that jason needs percy most is the time he can't have him due to such a high pregnancy risk.

ofc, when given something tempting & forbidden, the question is who would break first?

you have jason, who continually wants to break out of that box of leadership, who wants to be gentle & take care of percy during these lunar cycles. he wants to respect percy's wishes, because in what world would they be ready for a child? at the same time, though, his mind is screaming at him about how good percy looks (& would look while pregnant 👀), how he needs to mate, etc.

then you have percy, who was always a rule-breaker, though he is serious about the uncertainty of kids. he wants to be responsible in this, to not tie jason down (despite jason being ready to Pop The Question & Die for him at a moment's notice lmao). still, his brain is barraging him with thoughts of what a good dad jason would be, of how much he needs jason to breed him Like Yesterday

ultimately, i think it'd be fun to see like a cat-&-mouse, will-they-won't-they of "i wanna respect your decision but also i'm gonna lose my mind if i can't have you right now" situation on both ends. it would probably end with percy seducing jason ("seducing" being as tame as wearing shorts & eating a popsicle around him tbh, these guys don't take much lmao) before jason is bending percy over the nearest available surface to finally give in, pregnancy or otherwise.

Random extra: but he's so ugl-

Logan: *stabs them*

I just know in my heart Logan would be the most doting partner in the world.

Logan just existing in Wade's presence and just being so enamored with him. He has the stupidest lovestruck look on his face and Wade has never been less self-conscious.

People ask him what he sees in Wade and he just can't compute. What do you mean what does he see? Wade is everything he's perfect what isn't there to love?

People are making snide comments about Wade and Logan's just correcting them, because no actually nothing is wrong with him he is in fact perfect. If you think otherwise you are just objectively wrong.

It quickly becomes apparent there is nothing you can say that Logan cannot twist. Wade is eating it up because DAMN what any ego boost.

At first i didnt get it but then i just realised and i was like ''OMG A POLYCULE!!!!'' and i got so excited

CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEWLYWEDS🎉 🥂🍾

(insert punk rock version of 'Here comes the bride')

Sorry it took me a while!

10 posts!

That last part 🥲😂

This is my magum opus so far

YouTube ver

Audio

:( bummer, where can i read said short? Are there others?

Anyway I’m glad find comic put in words how I feel being asexual 🥺💜

This took me 5 minutes...

Spot the difference (level impossible)

I need this despretly in a multy book series, IMIDIETLY

This might be just me but I feel like Hyacinthus could’ve played a huge role in the Apollo kids’s lives. So since I’m mentally unstable and very gay I have an idea!

Instead of hyacinthus being mere flowers what if they possess the soul of Hyacinthus? To mere mortals their just flowers, but to campers if their lucky enough get to see the body and soul of Hyacinthus. Demeter kids can talk to him but people don’t really believe that they can and that it’s a fake myth.

Hyacinths flowers bloom all around Apollo kids and areas no matter the weather. And whenever an Apollo kid is hurt he blooms around them like a barrier and reveals himself to the monster, sometimes being able to signal for help or scare off the monster.

Apollo kids always talk about this “myth” some saying they saw him, some saying they felt him, but no one can ever agree on if he’s real or not.

But one thing is for sure, if he can’t be with Apollo and love him, then he will be the protector of his children.

Life is a lot like a taco.

It keeps falling apart as you try to enjoy it, yet you're somehow always expected to shove it down you throat and say ''wow, this is good''. And sometimes...

It is! Its good, it beutiful, everything is coming together perfectly but other times...

Other times you just want it to end.

Just want it to stop falling apart.

Not want to eat it after some stupid kid throws it to the floor, stepps on it and says ''gosh your taco is pathetic''

But you have to take it, and keep eating the taco because if you wont, someone will take it... you might even let them take it. And when you do... you dont do anything anymore.

And lunch is over

No more taco

Ever

Gods my life's a mess

Its on wattpad, i have multiple, they are abandoned (sorta) i need motivation to go back, my username is @kitty4chan (theres a tumblr user with this username omg) please talk to me about my fanfics

Reblog if you write fanfic and would be totally down with your followers coming into you askbox and talking to you about your fic